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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If you liked it then you should've put a jiggle on it
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Tell me your favourite thing about boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:48, 112 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Mine are nice.
I can lick my own nipples. And do, often.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)
They're never far away.
I just have to look down and ohhhh there they are.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)
Boobs are just so damn interesting.
Even my own.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:54, Reply)
I don't care one way or the other for boobs,
so instead I'll tell you my favourite word for boobs, which is funbags.

My least favourite is snugglesacks. In fact, just saying it makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Sweater cows
Bristols
dirty pillows
Rack
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)
I like sweater cows

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)
I think it's the use of the word sack
which just sounds sagging and unpleasant

Edit: my own least favourite is 'chesticles'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)
yeah that makes them sound like a disease
the sacks is pretty gross and it's compounded by the snuggles bit, it's just so sickening. It makes me think of fat women who wear too much make up and giggle when they 'accidentally' shove their massive cans in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)
that is a horrible mental image
but I know the sort of woman you mean. The sort of woman who in her 'genius wisdom' uses them to try and get closer to the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)
haha
yeah that's the one. She is also the kind of woman who talks about them nonstop as she thinks they make her popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)
The kind of woman who doesn't reply to my gazes

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
that's all women

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
All sensible women, not just all women.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I used to be friends with a girl who had ma-hoosive tits for her figure,
She used to take the piss and really be quite nasty about mine until one day I snapped at her:
"At least in twenty years time mine will still be in the same place!"
She never mentioned them again.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I've never figured out
why anyone would want big boobs in the first place, so being nasty to someone because of their smaller boobs is beyond my comprehension
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I've been likened to a 12 year old boy by someone with large breasts
but at least I don't need scaffolding.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I don't get why they take the piss at all.
Ours don't get in the way, we don't get back pain and we can go without bras without feeling like our skin is going to rip.

I think we win, really.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
please stop rubbing it in

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Sorry, I'll stop now.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I find Orbstacle course
to be amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Blue footed Boobies mate for life, returning to the same nest every year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Plus they have blue feet and a fantastic mating dance

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)
They're something to look at when a girl is trying to be interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 12:58, Reply)
They're something to play with when a boy isn't very interesting

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)
Sorry I didn't catch that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:01, Reply)

boy girl
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)
Their existence.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:02, Reply)
I purchased two new bras that make them stand out like bullets.
I forgot how big they are.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)
"Photo-Finish in a Zeppelin race"

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)
Kind of.
I'm going to feel a little self-concsious wearing them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
You'll not be shy for long.
Just make sure they share all the attention they'll receive.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)
They're an excuse to wear really nice bras

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)
but only up to a certain size

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Ah, yeah that is true,
But I'm only little so I've never had that problem.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)
me too
I found a really nice bra in Tammy once, but had to draw the line at buying my underwear from a store aimed at pre-teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
the smugness is killing me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)
And if that wasn't bad enough,
This croissant is really, really nice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
On bra stories in general
when I was sixteen I was 30E. On browsing La Senza I asked the assistant if she could recommend size etc, and she came back carrying two padded bras
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
It annoys me that they pad bras that are larger than an E or so
they're making the playing field uneven!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Nah she was a rubbish assistant
so she came back with D size bras that had those chicken fillet things to insert. Perhaps she thought I'd said I wanted E breasts not that I had them
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)
If you're already an D, why on earth would you need chicken fillets??
It was only recently that I realised that chicken fillets for bra were not actually pieces of meat.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I have a pair of chicken fillets
they used to be self-sticky ones that have no back, but then they lost their sticky and now I don't dare wear them on their own in case they splat out onto the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)
That would possibly be the most embarrassing thing in the world.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I agree
lots of bras have little pockets to put them in though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I think I would leave the venue immediately
When I say venue, I mean country.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)
haha quick snack
but the average boob size is increasing so maybe people feel like they need to compete
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
not that my opinion will carry much weight on this subject
but the padding isn't just for making them look bigger, it helps with comfort and shape.

That info came from a woman in an expensive bra shop who my mrs was talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)
my mrs is well-endowed (in the chest department)
and while shopping with her it has amused to me to see that the designers make all these nice bras for the smaller busted lady, and then go "hmmm, 36DD and above? They clearly want leopard print! with pink edging!"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)
very true
and it's a bit weird that they have specialist shops like Bravissimo which do bras that are basically bags with straps, compared to all the pretty lacy things for up to a D
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Erm......I think your mistaken there.
Bravissimo and some other places do some lovely bras up to FF and sometimes beyond.

I'm a FF and I nearly bought a beautiful black lace one but it was £70 and I couldn't justify the expense since it wouldn't be seen by anyone but me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Only one place in my city
sells big bras- the Bravissimo shop. And they are all really ugly bras, and generally only have large backed ones in stock (i.e. 36 and above)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Hardly ugly.
www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie/sensational-sets/freya/balconette-bras/fyp9-details.aspx?ck=ZJc6eCdzb54%3d
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)
maybe it's just my store
but they seem to specialise in the beige and flower prints spectrum like this one www.bravissimo.com/products/lingerie/sensational-sets/panache/balconette-bras/pnk7-details.aspx?ck=iB%2f127dpyplMC9m30ZDKWWrdB6mEMhvU I did get a really nice turquoise one there once though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Also try Amplebosom on-line.
Lots of beige bras but a couple of really sexy and pretty ones too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)
That Bravissimo model is so hot

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Doesn't she look a bit like the Mrs?
If memory serves me correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
The Mrs has blue eyes
Lovely big blue eyes. Mmmmmmm.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
she is indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)
I shall check it out thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)
hehe
painter's radio
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)
The smugness is killing me

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)
Killing me smugly with his song,
killing me smugleeeeeeee with his song.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
sad snap

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
there wasn't anything smug about that at all
I have to put up with her complaining that they are too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I imagine it's a small price to pay

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Is Tammy still around?
I haven't seen one in years. I can't even remember what shop it was in.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)
It was part Etam, part TammyGirl
but no, I think it's dead now.

There was a concession in Debenhams for a while for TammyGirl after Etam died, but I think the whole lot has gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Oh, I remember now.
Just did a quick google, apparently Tammy can now be found in BHS, but Etam is dead.

I used to really like that place.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
I liked their punk rock bit when I was 13, I was so individual haha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Me too!
I had a so many of those jumper things that were supposed to look like short sleeve layered over a long sleeve.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
haha me too
I've only got one left now and that's because it's got Spiderman on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)
And he won't let you throw it away! LOLZ

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
that was quite lolsome

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)
It was shit,
I blame the pack of malteasers I've just eaten giving me a sugar high.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I don't kow what happened to mine :(
I had a really awesome one with a dragon on it that I loved, and one day it just disappeared.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)
my friend's mum used to give her clothes to charity
if she hadn't seen her wear them in a while, which I'm fairly sure counts as abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Clendrix has them

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)
One time I went for a bit of a clendrix boob grope
and fully put my fingers on her nipple.
It was wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Oh Em Eff Gee.
I'm so jealous.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Oh man it was the best thing ever.
Being a girl allows to to get away with groping so much more.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Being single as well helps
If I was single I'd be like a limpet on your tits. You probably wouldn't like me as much.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)
It'd probably make for slightly awkward dinner conversation.
"There's a man on your tits."
"Don't mind him, that's just limpet al."
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I'd make polite conversation at the same time
Soon they would forget all about what I was doing with your tits as they became charmed with my wit and verve. Then I'd squeeze their tits too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
^this,
Although doing it with random women isn't advisable.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)
*reminisces*
It really was quite something.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Thud Thuds
After the noise they make as they hit the floor after support has been removed. I usually get beaten for this one.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Someone once told me the following joke which I found offensive:
Why do they call it a Wonderbra?

Because when she takes it off you wonder where her tits went.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:18, Reply)
I've heard more offensive jokes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I didn't say it was the most offensive joke I've ever heard
and whilst I find that offensive because of my chest size, you wouldn't. You may find jokes about self-satisfied and conceited tools offensive instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)
Nah, it's mainly racism that I find offensive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Big milky preggo titties
Gravid and hanging in my face, with just a hint of squirtiness.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)
*Bokes at memory*

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I quite like mine.
I have no comment on others. Unless they're stripper's. Then I like them small.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)
You certainly have a thing for strippers.
We should go to a strip club, the next time I venture across the Atlantic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Hells to the yes, my niggah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Fo sho!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
we could totally go in the shower show
I have yet to experience the joys of the shower room
*anticipates*
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)
*giggles*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)
so you'll be here next week then?
I have maximum monies then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Haha!
If I wasn't going to Greece this year, then I would be there like a shot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
how long do you expect me to wait for the shower show?!
golly
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I'll do my best but Virginia doesn't really hold fond memories for me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
To be fair, the strip joint is in West Virginia.
However, I completely understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)
My least favourite thing about boobs is definitely fake boobs.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Bolt ons suck
My wife wants them. I've told her I will fancy her less.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I agree entirely
I once just happened to see a programme once about some young lass who wanted a boob job. When she got them out for the doctor to draw on with his marker pen, I thought she already had a lovely pair and was just wasting money by wanting implants.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I think breast cancer is worse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Bra on or bra off?
I prefer on, but with the straps down to one side, allowing for easy access yet still providing some lift.

My wife on the other hand, she doesn't wear a bra at all.


*frots*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I never had you pegged as a tranny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
How do you make 5 lbs of fat look nice?


Put a nipple on it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I bloody love boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

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