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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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this may come as a shock
but playing the guitar and driving are not only about coordination
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Playing guitar is like making love to a beautiful woomaaaan

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
it's about as far from that as you can get

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
you've got to keep doing it
until the skin on your fingers blisters?
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
No, you have to use your mouth like Jimi Hendrix
Oh hold on, he used his teeth. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)
Hahaha
'at the climax, you swing her around the room and smash her up, then set fire to her'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)
That's the one!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)
'Jimi-ing' just moved 'space docking' to no.2 (pun very much intended)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)
How do you drug a guitar?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Great fun when it's you doing it,
but when you can hear your neighbour doing it every night and you're not, it becomes upsetting?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Fund?
Question mark?

Punish yourself Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
I'm saving up for one
EDIT I defend the question mark, though. In the context of the other replies it is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
The question can remain, it doesn't read all that nicely though.
It reminds me of Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)
Ugh. For that, I sincerely apologise.
'Australian quizzical intonation' is one of about 96 billion things that really, really fuck me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Higher or lower on the list than David Bowie's face?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Lower, by quite a long way,

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)
I know but there must be some cross over with regrds to getting your fingers/feet/hands in the correct places

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)
I'd say the similarity of the two
is to persevere even though it feels like you're getting nowhere. Eventually all the stuff you find hard becomes instinctive.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)
This is certainly true of my massive erection.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)
He said 'instinctive'
not 'stinking'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)
But I washed it and everything.
A bit of spit and polish and it will gleam beautifully...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

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