Don't you play the taste card with me young Noel
I'm going to groom your daughter on THE FACEBOOK INTERNETZ.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She told me.
Checking for ticks and nits isn't the type of grooming we're talking about.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:46, Reply)

That's just my opening line to make sure they have reasonable hygiene
I move on from their sharpish. I've got mad-skillz when it comes to internet based courtship.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Mad, certainly.
Did you add me yet, by the way?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:08, Reply)

Regrettably no
I only add people who I'm friends with IRL :( I'm an old-school social media type.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I can't decide if that makes you cool or shit.
I'll let you choose. Then, when I pop up on People You May Know, you can choose whether to stick to your morals or accept the awesome into your life. I've recently gained fifteen b3tans on Facebook, even a couple who rarely post any more. Most odd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 18:37, Reply)