I became an aunt today!
Hoorah, wooyay etc etc.

When my bro send me a picture my first thought was that my niece looks just like Kuato from Total Recall.

Which got me thinking... if I were to ever have twin boys, I would totally want to call them "Quaid" and "Hauser".

Which inappropriate names will you never get to name your children?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:49, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm never having children
but if I did, then I would give them bizarrely awful names because I'm horrible like that. One would be named in a Roman tradition Augustus-Lucius and the other would be Sherlock-Holmes.

Edit: also congratulations on becoming an aunt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 20:52, Reply)

cheers!
Far more excited than I ever thought I'd be (me not terribly liking children). She's not too bad, but I'm standing by my Kuato comment.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

My son is named after Nathan Detroit (fave musical)
But if we'd had any more I would have been tempted to name them after replicants.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Congratulations!
I don't want kids either.
But hypothetically, I would name them after Greek gods. I especially like the idea of having boy and girl twins to name them Artemis and Apollo

I intend to name my future dogs Bosco and Starbuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Woot! Congrats!
A friend of mine sneaked his kids names past his wife and managed to get away with calling them William & Theodore before she realised he had really named them Bill & Ted!
(bill, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 22:59, Reply)

how the hell
did she not notice that?!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 23:49, Reply)

ha!
Fantastic stuff.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)