Because I put it on my last list a while back?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't remember reading that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I can't find it but I know it was in there

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

you just look the type ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'll take that as a compliment

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

my last couple of gfs have quite liked it occasionally

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

What about Mrs V?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

she was included in that
only occasionally mind. there's quite an art to it I've discovered. need to achieve the right sound without actually essentially punching them in the arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Indeed!
She's going to accept ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

:-D
I need to get phoning her fucking dad out of the way
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

"Listen Geoff, it's like this..."

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I read that as 'I need to get fucking her dad out of the way'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

You've got it on the brain lad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I read your post as
"I need to get her fucking dad out of the way"

and was going to reply, "steady on, there's no need to get violent"

more importantly though, I feel like I've just lost a bit of food in my beard...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Mr Twit!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)

:-/

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)

And don't forgot being bitten.
Yay for B3ta bite me club.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

only on the shoulders and chest

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Neck, shoulders and bum.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

head, shoulders, knees and toes

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

(knees and toes)
actually, if someone tried to bite my toes I'd probably end up kicking them in the face really hard. v. ticklish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I hate people touching my feet
I'm not ticklish, I just hate it. I hate my feet though, so maybe I subconsciously just feel they don't deserve the love.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

LOVE having my feet done
When I was a babysitter in my teens I used to make the kids squash my heels for sweets.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

You is a peedo! Torches! Forks! Angry Mob!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Haha I forgot to put nibbling in!
May I retain my membership if I do an edit?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You may as I didn't add it to mine.
I was being shy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Haha. Shy!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)