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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I saw a UFO once.
I threw my pie and mushy peas at it, and then ran away clutching my flat cap as fast as my little work boots would carry me.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
This is a confusing mixture of cliches

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Did you get back to t'mill on time then?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Nor,
Father beat me when I got back orm, which was a cardboard box in t'middle of t'road. I had to lick t'road clean wi' tongue as punishment.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)
At least you din't go ungreh thor!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

as punishment for dinner
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Ooor, I wish dinner ad been as tasty as t'road!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)
and then
it was straight back down the mine with you
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Aye, 26 hours a day for tuppence.
We ad to get up an hour before we went t'bed,
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)
that made me laugh
but at least you had a whippet to comfort you
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

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