Enough about a benign being who lives in the sky.
Aliens.

Anybody seen one?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:25, 106 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God is far from benign
God is going to smite you to fuckery!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Actual bibilcal quote right thre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

As long as he smites me across the bottom, I'm happy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Don't let on you like it
God hates that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yep 285 bus South london
it was eating a MCslurry and reading the racing post
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

McSlurry
made me officelol. Not sure why
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah loads.
Mostly illegal as well.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

No,
But I'm told the first two are rather good films and worth a watch.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

All four are worth a watch.
It's just the first two are better.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

this is true
Aliens 3 is a rather good film, just not so much when compared to the first two
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Ressurection is a good sci-fi film,
it's just not very Alieny...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

this is true
I really enjoy it. I like Winona Ryder though. Also Ron Perlman enhances any film.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

With horns.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

There was a superb issue of Empire devoted to Alien
where they discussed the original screenplay for Alien 3, it was going to be set on a wooden space station inhabited by monks who had fields of corn and there would be a scene where Ripley is forced to burn the fields to get the Alien.

It sounded amazing. Shame it didn't turn out like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I don't know whether to believe you or not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Honestly, it's true
I think I still have the issue somewhere. If I find it I'll post it to you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'd be interested to read that
they are probably my favourite films (after starship troopers)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

If this is true (which I doubt)
I would actually pay to watch that film.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Alien 3 is my Second favourite
I think its because I saw it before Aliens and prefer the suspense and no weapons to the gung ho marines.
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

For the record here, it's the non-, no, sorry, anti-religious person who's running away from a rational debate here, not the other way 'round.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I'm not running away.
I got bored.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah', that's what it is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

She lost, so she started a new thread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yeah! I lost.
Now have you seen an alien in deepest darkest Milton Keynes?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

No I haven't.
Is this thread over now?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Alien fail!

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

We should talk about what the new /qotw should be about .

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

breasts?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

This is the correct answer.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

What ever happened to that ginger bint who took a photo of herself standing in the bath expecting to be used as wank material by a bunch of people on a comedy/word based website?
And what ever happened to her self esteem and self respect as well?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Who was this?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Exempt
www.b3ta.com/questions/ginger/post647733
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

this stunna
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

missing a <

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

missing her

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

There are quite a few suggestions this week that I like
Of course, none of the good ones will make it, and we'll have another shite one where everyone repeats the same things over and over.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

There are quite a few suggestions this week that I like
Of course, none of the good ones will make it, and we'll have another shite one where everyone repeats the same things over and over.

Your /qotw suggestion about breasts, because it's awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

If we have that one,
I can predict pages and pages of "I like breasts" and massive QOTW lies of how people actually once touched a real life boob!!!!!111!!!!11
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Yeah, it'll be awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I do have a few breast related stories,
So it would be one I could contribute to, I suppose.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I bet you get over 50 replies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

This could entice snugglesacks out of the woodwork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

That is in no way my plan.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

And they'd all be pandering.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Do Pandas have tits?

If not, maybe we should surgically enhance them with tits. I might entice them into some bear sex.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

They're mammals

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

This is a brilliant idea.
Someone should also spam Panda's email accounts with adverts for viagra and penis enhancement.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I think this suggestion should win
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Well done you've learnt how to do mouseovers
I'm proud of you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

damn
I wasn't sure you'd notice.

I had to look it up. From your instructional post.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

You need to put something in the subject line
otherwise it looks suspicious.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't always put things in the subject line
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I was expecting a mousover in this.
You've disappointed me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

same as every day

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

It's one of my talents.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I hope it's one about Uncle fucking, then Spanky can really let loose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I hope it's about religion.
Oh sorry! I forgot we're not allowed to make fun of it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

let it go.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

She's reminding me of you today
This worries me somewhat.
I don't know how to intervene.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

a hose

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Whatever do you mean?
Psychochomp is really good at letting things go and not making them drag on and on
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*consults archive*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I don't think he's going to do a search for himself
but try asking
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Are you sitting comfortably?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

He does remind me of me sometimes.
I think this is why we fight so much.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm putting you both in the shed
With God, my mum, Al, and the Queen
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm claustraphobic : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Well if you behave...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Maybe you're related

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I look like his mum apparently.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Is that why he always flirts with you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

No, but it's why I'm going to start.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Can we done one based around dogs? I like all things dog related.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Illegal aliens are peedos
they'll steal our children and sell them to Gog
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Aye
I heard of a woman who attacks young men, has 3 cronies to help her back to her den, where she proceeds to vomit a strange red liquid all over the room.

I think she's from Todmorden...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I think I saw one modeling clothes on a website.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

not an alien
but I've seen a UFO
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Nah!
They wouldn't bother visiting Cornwall or Devon or wherever you live.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I live in Devon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

It was travelling along the M5 to get there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

It was the A30, and it was going the wrong way

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Were you by any chance stoned at the time?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)

not that stoned
was in the car with a mate heading from Exeter to our homes.

We saw two really bright lights, one directly above the other, at a height of a 3 or 4 storey house. It was some distance away and moving in the same direction as us and at the same speed, then suddenly it was above us and moving perpendicular.

The airport is nearby, but through investigations we established that there was no traffic that night, particularly at 12:50am.

I'm not claiming it was aliens, but it was an object, it was flying and we couldn't identify it.

I've seen enough planes and helicopters at night to know that it wasn't one, or at least very much not an ordinary one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Silly Alien.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I never did see them.
Made a canny noise from all accounts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I used to stay up late staring out the window looking for UFOs
No wonder I was crap at school.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Ah the fascinating lives of Northeners

Life's tough without electricty and the wheel.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I saw a UFO once.
I threw my pie and mushy peas at it, and then ran away clutching my flat cap as fast as my little work boots would carry me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

This is a confusing mixture of cliches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Did you get back to t'mill on time then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Nor,
Father beat me when I got back orm, which was a cardboard box in t'middle of t'road. I had to lick t'road clean wi' tongue as punishment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

At least you din't go ungreh thor!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

as punishment for dinner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Ooor, I wish dinner ad been as tasty as t'road!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

and then
it was straight back down the mine with you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Aye, 26 hours a day for tuppence.
We ad to get up an hour before we went t'bed,
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that made me laugh
but at least you had a whippet to comfort you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

It was in the early eighties.
We didn't have puters and ipods etc. We had to make our own entertainment.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

entertainment eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

My little sister was abducted and never returned
inspired by this, I strove to work for the government and find some inside info into this abduction. I now work in some backwater department, struggling to find enough work to justify my role.

Fit colleague though, woof I'd stick a probe or two in her..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Careful, you what they say
rusty roof, stinky garage.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You colleague is a weird one
sometimes she looks hot and other times dog rough. She's a ginger though.
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

And I'm not sure about her fashion sense.
She seems to wear tents as coats.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

When I was younger
My sister was learning to cook. She started small, with the intention of working her way up through to harder dishes. Unfortuantely, she was shit. After a while, 'oh dear' became 'for fucks sake!'.

Things got worse. After a while, if it was wrong, she'd just throw it. Going into the kitchen when she was there wasn't safe. It all came to a head one day, when she offered to make me my favourite eggy treat. Unfortunately, this went wrong too. I wandered into the kitchen to ask what had happened, just as she threw it. She hadn't meant to hit me, but it was already too late. I'd just had my first contact with an Unavoidable Flying Omelette.

God, I'm bored
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

It's true! Hair Off = Weaker.
Edit: Feeds strikethrough trolls.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Your Mum.
I go along with the 'we are the aliens' theory. Thereby sidestepping the whole God mess. Unless God created the alien race we were when we landed. Which is always possible.
Jesus was the first visitor from the sky.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)