My poor dad would commit suicide if we did that to him.
On my 32nd birthday, somebody sent me a Youtube link to 'When I'm 64' by The Beatles, with the message "Halfway there!"
That was just lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*trigger fingers*

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Eh up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

For my 35th I got a card that said "happy half dead birthday"
I really liked that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you laugh now
but you'll be getting worried the night before your 70th though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Nah. I'll MTFU and sort out my affairs.
And then be disappointed when Gog lets me down again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

almighty Gog
will never let you down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

MINDPISS!

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

we sound like cult members
we should make a facebook group.

On a semi-related topic, I noticed that several of my friends have joined the masturbating whilst crying and screaming the Lord's prayer group and they know nothing of b3ta. That means they joined because they thought it sounded like a good idea...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

^this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't you be dissing Gog
He sees all
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

He definitely saw *that*, young man.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

saw what!?
What have I done now?
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)