I know this isn't links
but someone emailed this to me earlier:

*WARNING - CONTAINS EVIL CLOWN*
newslite.tv/2010/04/14/evil-clown-service-to-scare-at.html#more

I cannot imagine anything worse as a surprise birthday present, whereas other friends have said they think it would be really cool. What do you think? Would you enjoy this? If so, why the fuck?

Alternatively: What was your best birthday-related experience ever?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:46, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gonz posted this on /talk earlier.
Why are you stealing gonzs thunder?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)

really?
I don't go on talk so I didn't see.

Sorry Gonz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

My poor dad would commit suicide if we did that to him.
On my 32nd birthday, somebody sent me a Youtube link to 'When I'm 64' by The Beatles, with the message "Halfway there!"
That was just lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Eh up

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

For my 35th I got a card that said "happy half dead birthday"
I really liked that.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

you laugh now
but you'll be getting worried the night before your 70th though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Nah. I'll MTFU and sort out my affairs.
And then be disappointed when Gog lets me down again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

almighty Gog
will never let you down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

MINDPISS!

( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

we sound like cult members
we should make a facebook group.

On a semi-related topic, I noticed that several of my friends have joined the masturbating whilst crying and screaming the Lord's prayer group and they know nothing of b3ta. That means they joined because they thought it sounded like a good idea...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:14, Reply)

^this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Don't you be dissing Gog
He sees all
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

He definitely saw *that*, young man.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

saw what!?
What have I done now?
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I would kill the fucker.
And the person who thought it would be a good idea.


Best experience: I went to Norway for the weekend for my 16th.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I don't think I'd want to see any of the people involved again
especially once they'd seen me shit myself with fear.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Is this the perfect way to break up with someone?

(wiggy5 3 goats and a midget, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I thought that was The Spiderman
EDIT: linky - www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spiderman
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I always find that a 'hot lunch' says "pack your bags and move out" as well as anything.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I just urban dictionaried that



I wish I hadn't.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

what is it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm sorry to be the one to pass this on, but:
the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipient a mouthful of shit and spunk
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I think it's now been superceded
by the Monkeyface
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Woo!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Probably my 21st
Played a version of Pub Golf. Was genius. Usual rules of par 5, par 4 & par 3.

The difference was that applied to every drink you had in that pub, so if you were in a par 5, and you finished your drink in 2 goes, that would mark you as -3, and so on.

My housemate and I won with -23, as we were one of only 5 who didn't end up vomiting (out of 22)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I've never played pub golf
I don't even know the rules.

It sounds similar to Ring of Fire, which usually ends horrifically.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Nope

you have 18 pubs on your list and a designated drink for each and a designated par for each drink. 5 meaning 5 glugs.

The aim is to complete a round in a few gulps as possible, thus forcing everyone to down loads of drinks.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Oh that sounds like a really bad idea.
Who decides which par is applied to which drink? Otherwise I would totally be applying par 10 to a shot.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Decided by the person running the event
We only chose 9 pubs/holes though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)

These are the normal rules...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Normal rules only apply to one drink in each pub don't they?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:27, Reply)