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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Crap
The flight has been cancelled. No crazy weekend on Belgium beer for me.

On the plus side, I might go during the spring bank holiday, which means an extra day over there.

And as it's sunny in the UK, we'll go to the beach this weekend.

Which bad things happened to you that ended up being quite good?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:14, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
this is a very relevent question to me
today my divorce came through. This should have all been crap, but it's actually turning out for the best :)
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Hoorah!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:16, Reply)
turns out I've been proper divorced
for almost a week
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Fancy and pint and a packet of chips?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)
I am celebrating with vodka and sewing at the weekend
these two things mix well
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)
I hope you have a callous

if you see what I mean!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)
machine sewing
electric, sharp things and alcohol A GOOD IDEA!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Couldn't you *feel* it?

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)
Good for you
Start with a big party and enjoy!
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)
I impregnated a nutjob.
Luckily the spawn of said union is, at least so far, fucking magic.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)
How old is the spawn?
Does said spawn look like the nutjob?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)
20 months. Her nose and eyes, my hair.
Her genitals.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Oh god, that made me laugh too much

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Are yow laffin at wor bairn's minge, like?*


*can any Northerners tell me if this sounds authentic?
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Needs more 'fook'

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)
That's what got me into all this shit in the first place.

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)
Ironically if you'd actually gone in the shit, you'd ok!

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)
She just wouldn't listen to that line of argument, the bitch.

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:40, Reply)
Woman, can't live with, can't fuck them in the arse

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:42, Reply)
I hope she doesn't get her nutjobness
But I'm sure you'll train her properly so she's completely normal.
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)
Monty's failed to do that for himself
I can't see him succeeding with his crotchfruit
(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Fuck off rockabilly-hater

(, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)

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