like RoboCop?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes
My gun pops out from the side.
( Peej, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Metal collections
I made the pins out of my left knee into earrings, and the salvaged/broken parts from my FIRST spine surgery (held up great for 5 years, then came Katrina!) are currently being worked into a LOVERLY tasseled necklace, embellished by two tiny wooden violins, for all of the fuckers who'll look at my hardware and do that "world's tiniest violin" shtick.

If I can EVER find a fucking neurosurgeon or ortho specialist who'll remove the THIRD set of FLAWED FUCKING HARDWARE (an allegedly "titanium" plate riveted to the front of the lumbar & sacral spine, held up great for 11 months, THEN CAME HURRICANE GUSTAV!!! I was a very bad person in a past life... maybe Maggie Thatcher... oh, fuck, it's STILL ALIVE, isn't it?!?!!) and do something to FINALLY, PERMANENTLY AFFIX MY CRUMBLING SARCOIDOSIS-AND-ARTHRITIS-RIDDLED SPINE TO *SOMETHING* THAT ACTUALLY STAYS ATTACHED TO THE FUCKER... then I'll make a loverly enormous pendant out of the plate that is currently thunking around and cluttering-up my entire rear-pelvic/tailbone region. And yes, the drugs (which will prolly kill me wif liver and/or pancreatic cancer; on & off the fuckers cold-turkey repeatedly over TWELVE YEARS) stopped "working" about 8 years ago.

And I want that leg-gun thing, too. And the loverly head-helmet that rebounds other people's bullets. The only reason that I don't have a gun now (aside from money) is BECAUSE I WOULD USE IT. ***IN***TRAFFIC***.

On a more pleasurable note, enjoy this clip: The REAL Terminator, aka "Ms. Julia Sugarbaker" of "Designing Women" fame, played inimitably and perfectly by the newly-late Mrs. Dixie Carter: (while I in no way endorse or approve of pageant "culture" or any of the negative views toward & about women that it creates, the clip is WORTH IT, just for the adrenaline rush!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV86kehwkc0
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:16, Reply)

I think a lesson can be learned here.
Stay the hell away from hurricanes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:27, Reply)