Blessed are the geeks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For they shall invent Microsoft
and inherit the Earth
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

and my adoration

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)

:-)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Oh, isn't that nice, they have a hell of a time.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Shut up, Bignose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Where are you from, nose city?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:40, Reply)

I'll take you the fuckin cleaners, mate...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

"I'M ROOTA AND SO'S MY WIFE!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)

He's referring to all manufacturers of dairy products...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

All right, no one is to stone *anyone* until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

oh, just kill ALL the fun, whydontcha?!?!?!
Those of us without satellite or cable have to entertain ourselves SOMEHOW, dammit, and those cockbites bang on my door and drag me outta bed, THEY DON'T GET STONED, THEY GET AN ALUMINUM TEE-BALL BAT!*

*(Murkin warm-up to "proper" baseball, for tots to tee-off a prop; bequested to me by my lovely, brilliant, brave and hilarious late nephew, for that specific reason --- "Keep it by the bed, ALWAYS!" --- "Tater.")
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 8:01, Reply)