you can buy
strawberry flavour child toothpaste, and bubblegum
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, and every time I do the Real Man inside me dies a little bit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

My real man died ages ago
trying to deliver a box of Milk Tray
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

yeah but they're not as good on adults teeth
whitening toothpaste isn't so bad, it's got more of a bleach flavour than mint

gawd I hate mint

my friends even say "Is it minty" because I always ask before accepting gum, if it's minty it can fuck right off
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

And bicarbonate of sofa can fuck right off n'all.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:35, Reply)

yeah sofas can fuck off...no I quite like sofas

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Haha bloody predictive text and child-based distractions.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)