You've got to give her 24hours notice before you slur her character
so she can think of a witty response.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damnit, I'll have to go and have a shower now so I can think one up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

(how about "at least I can find someone willing to sleep with me offline")

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I don't think DJ
would want to sleep with you though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*zing*
My last g/f was the first one in aaaaages whom I didn't meet or get to know of the internet. She was also the least compatible of the lot. Internets FTW!
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I am willing to sleep with him offline

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

yeah DJ,
you should expect a drunken phonecall insulting your face this time tomorrow
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah DJ
Get ready for it. It's coming.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)