Don't you hate it when you're denied the right to reply?
In last week's QOTW there was a post about DJs who use MP3s, here:

www.b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post696077#post696301

I can't now respond and inform him I use vinyl when I DJ. In fact, the last time I DJd I had to take my own Technics, as the other guys used CDJs.

When have you wished you could respond to slurs on your character but were denied by the cruel hand of fate?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:48, 186 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Everytime someone puts me on ignore.
I really want to call them a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

everytime someone puts you on ignore
an angel gets its wings
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

*something about haikus*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I see what you're doing there.
stoppit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I was just whinging in the last thread about some guy on Facebook
and now I've deleted him in a strop and he's posted a response which I can't reply to. And it's a really patronising response too.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

gutted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I KNOW, RIGHT?!
he even put *the art of trolling isn't limited to the internet you know" and "*claps at Kitty*".

*SEETHE*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

what an arse
some trolls are awesome. but they don't tend to say they are trolling.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

he goes on about it all the time
he even changed his facebook picture to a troll once. That's my point, he's not trolling, he's just being a cock all the time and then hiding by saying "trolling" whenever anyone gets annoyed. It's like adding "lol" to the end of a sentence to pretend you're kidding. Also, the way he does it isn't trolling, it's pretty much just bullying. He recently posted a public note which contained a private message from someone trying to make amends with him, followed by his dickish reply, which he obviously did just to humiliate the guy. He tagged loads of people in it to specifically draw their attention to it so they could all go "lol ur so funny"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

so he's basically the "no offence but..." type
sounds like a fucking tool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

aye
he does have beautifully silky long hair though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

pfft
so has my chin. doesn't mean it's worth talking to.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

There was already to much conversation in that thread by the time I found it, and I didn't feel like reading the whole thing.
Kitty O'Hara, what are you having for dinner tonight?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Whatever my bitch decides to make me
I'm going for drinks after work and he said he'll have tea on the table when I get in.

*smugs*

When he's gone out I'll be making cupcakes and then eating them all myself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Oh sweet !
Just so you know, I'd make an excellent seeing-eye bitch, just in future should the opportunity come back. I'll email you my CV and references and if you could keep it on file, and should I be seeking gainful bitchdom at the correct juncture in your future HR stratagy, then perhaps we could..... I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with this, I got distracted by Scrubs on the telly, my fingers were typing and with my brain switched off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I would love a seeing-eye Gonz
although I worry that you'd lead me astray, literally.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Alright PlumDozer? How are you today?
I don't really know much about D.J'ing, I prefer good conversation when I'm going out with friends, however, for the sake of conversation, I'll engage you in such conversation.

I really like the Hip Hop artist "Will Smith", his music is a great example of how hip-hop can have feeling without being offensive. There is a lot of hip hop that seems to be made by very angry and upset people.

What's your opinion on Will Smith? Do you have any of his tracks on your playlist when you take your ipod to the local Destanys night club?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Hello Gonz
My personal feelings towards Will Smith and his 'hip hop' are that he is a jug eared twat. The fact that while Jazzy Jeff gets a lot of respect in hip hop while he gets none is very telling I reckon.

And there are bound to be angry and upset folks doing hip hop, just like there are in other genres.

And I don't own any of his tracks, though I do have a soft spot for the wicky wicky wild wild west tune.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:59, Reply)

He's done a fair few good films though right?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

... for a black man.
Yeah', yeah', we all know that was what you were getting at.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I can't believe he just said that....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

You should hear some of his lyrics, the song "Lost and Found" is a great example of hip hop, in fact, most of that album is good.
None of it is offensive and you can hear each and every word.

He's a nice guy in my book, what makes you come to the impression that he is a twat? Not that you're not entitled to your opinion, I was just wondering how you reached it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Gonz is trying to mask the hatred in his heart with a lie about how Plum is entitled to his opinion.
Gonz wants to kill you, Plum.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

'he's the DJ, I'm the rapper' is an excellent track

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I love the Family Guy parody of Will Smith's rap
"clean your room and be good to your mom....woo hooo....ha haaaa"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Will Smith don't have to cuss to sell records,
well I do; so fuck him and fuck you too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

^totally posting lyrics.
no one will shout at me though because I'm cool.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

no one shouts at you because no one reads what you write

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:08, Reply)

and because he didn't shove it in our faces
I get the feeling that I'm either on ignore, or just being ignored by cave duck.

he was nasty to gonz again on the other thread.

also, it pains me, but chompy makes for better internet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

it's true,
he sets the example of how not to do it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

He hasn't relplied to anything after "Why does that make me a dick"
Which is a shame. I was all riled up for a fight ONLINE.
Maybe it means he's realised that he was actually being one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

he has
one of them just now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

That was a terrible comeback.
I'm highly disappointed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If he's going to ignore everyone who's mean to him
off topic is going to look almost completely empty. He'll be like "why has no one posted in 3 weeks?"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

If that happens, maybe he'll venture over to /talk
It would be carnage.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

they'll pull his little ducky feathers out

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

WELL HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT TO REPLY??!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I was guessing
as I am now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

This one time standing in the centre of a pedestrian "island"
at Haymarket, Edinburgh. A white van man drove past me as I lay in wait to cross the road. He was STICKING HIS MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ME!!

I didn't even have time to be offended, let alone respond to this slur on my character...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

this made me officesplutter

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Well that is fine
meanwhile I weep quietly into my tea..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Everytime someone makes a slur on my character.
Because I am too slow and thick to think up a witty response while it's still relevant
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I'm like that
as I'm on my way home I'll be like "oh man I totally should have said this
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Usually just before I fall asleep, or when I'm in the shower,
I come up with the best comeback EVAH. Of course by then it's far too late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

we should get drunk and ring everyone we've ever been angry at
and say the comeback before hanging up. That'll learn em.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I can't see how this plan could go wrong
I knew there was a reason I never delete people's numbers out of my phone!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

"OI!, you know two weeks when you said I wasn't funny? Yeah? remember that? Well at least I'm not as funny as YOUR FACE!"
*giggling then dialtone*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I would love that.
I might give you my number so you can do that to me randomly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

that to
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I was expecting that.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I think I've just found my new favourite drunken activity.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I think I've just found my new favourite drunken activity.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

are you drunk now?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Gah!
No, my computer is being slow and I clicked twice in impatience.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

I'll gaz you my number

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Can you play "Reasons To Be Cheerful part 3" and give a big shout out to all my mates?

(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Ooh, I got called a posh cunt on the way to work once.
I was so suprised I started laughing, the guy just walked off.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

oi cleanshirt!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It was pretty much like that
but I think the guy was late 20s and doing the walk of shame.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Ah, the walk of shame

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Or as Applebite calls it
The daily walk home
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

You've got to give her 24hours notice before you slur her character
so she can think of a witty response.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Damnit, I'll have to go and have a shower now so I can think one up.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

(how about "at least I can find someone willing to sleep with me offline")

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

I don't think DJ
would want to sleep with you though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

*zing*
My last g/f was the first one in aaaaages whom I didn't meet or get to know of the internet. She was also the least compatible of the lot. Internets FTW!
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I am willing to sleep with him offline

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

yeah DJ,
you should expect a drunken phonecall insulting your face this time tomorrow
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah DJ
Get ready for it. It's coming.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

There's nothing like a brisk morning walk

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

mine was better.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I haven't been for a shower yet, ok?
Give it a bit longer.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I always keep my mouth shut. Except for this one time.
I did a passive aggressive post on facebook. And the person it was aimed at knew it. And she deleted me. *sniggers*
I've got 99 problems but a triflin ass bitch ain't one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

a whole big thing kicked off between a group of people I know
because they keep doing status updates to upset each other. I want to put them all in a pit and give them each those giant cotton buds from Gladiators until they're over it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:06, Reply)

well this was just between me and her
she's a fucking whore
if she didn't care what I thought she wouldn't have deleted me
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

normally I hate when people write "...thinks some people need to grow up"
and other such things, but sometimes it's necessary.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

is that what you wrote?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

at the moment my status says I'm angry on the internet
and that's directed at someone who's just annoyed me on facebook, but it's not really insulting.

I didn't write that, no, the people who keep fighting between themselves write stuff like that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

haha so they're not actually fighting, just shouting bollocks like "I think some people need to grow up"?
too funny, it's all a bit pointless anyway.

I wrote "I got 99 problems but a triflin ass bitch ain't one" and it was all over, she deleted me, I felt fucking great and I haven't heard from or about her since.
I want to say nasty nasty things about her but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm not that kind of person.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

that's how I feel about this guy that's annoyed me
I want to point out what a loser he is and how his life is going nowhere so he has to try and find entertainment in putting other people down instead, but then I just feel mean, because it's true.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

would it make you feel better if you made up a lie about him?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

yes, as long as it's ridiculous

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

he wears a clown suit at home behind locked doors and drawn curtains

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i had this directed at me the other day
"... Loves it how stupid idiotic losers cant tell you to your face if they have an issue with you.. how sad! Instead you end up finding out through a stupid fan group on FB.. aww.. if you know who you are.. here's my piece of advice.. get a fucking life!.."

after i joined a group to take the piss out of a silly bitch who had created a group about her flatmate
( weaver., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

i like vinyl
I'm stuck with mp3's at the moment 'cos all my records are in a different country, I MUCH prefer playing vinyl though.
( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:11, Reply)

vinyl breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

BREASTS
( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

i like breasts

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

_{bre^asts  bre^asts}
( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

b^{ooo o ooo o ooo}o o o ^{ooo o ooo o ooo}bs
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Can I just say, that is a smashing set of boobs

( broadsword, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

it looks like a fast moving train made of the word breasts

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I'd ride that train

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

VINYL WINS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:17, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:20, Reply)

that's going to be a stock response from now on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Let's set it as an autocomplete function.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

But if I can't pointless blare out opinions
I'LL HAVE NOTHING LEFT!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You'll have your manly ways and your love of meat.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

:D
Let's put this everywhere.
( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I can imagine it getting people angry when we do it in response to qotw posts
*glees*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I shall feel terribly sad about this.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I've forgotten how to make autocomplete work :-/

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Will you NEVER cEase your prating about that ghastly programme?
WE GET IT, OK?

You're here, you're queer, we HAVE got used to it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Yeh, case it Vipros.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

CASE AND DESIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

No problem.
I have to say the last time I DJed abroad I was all holier-than-thou about my records and scoffing at the laptoppers and CDJs, but then having to lug two 35kg metal boxes halfway across Europe as opposed to a few CDs in my jacket pocket did make me think, for a microsecond.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I saw Hot Chip at Brixton Academy a month or two ago
And they had some fat wanker playing his vinyl records randomly. He wasn't really doing anything that wrong but I still wanted to go on stage and cave his face in for being a pretentious twat.
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I don't understand, Triallers, old boy.
He was randomly inserting other people's records into their live performance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Did you put this post in simply because you thought it was time for a strikethough response?

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Actually no. But fill your boots!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

IT'S STARTED!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion.

( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 20:13, Reply)

I should have been more specific
Context and all that. He was just a random DJ warm-up act. I was warmed up to incite violence.
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I've had people say to me, 'you're quite posh aren't you?'

To which I always reply, 'Yes and you are rather common.'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)

A good illustration of why 'posh' and 'classy' are two different things.

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Rather!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Top hole old chap!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Ruddy good show, what?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Tally ho!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Wizard!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Spiffing!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I talk like that. Don't be such a ruddy bounder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

I'm sure you do monty,
but lets face facts, you're a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

It has been said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

What a collection of cads and bounders
I suspect they have beastly body odour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

which they try to mask with their pikey
Lynx deodorant
( djtrialprice, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Not at all, if someone decides to take umbridge with my upbrining I see no reason not to
point out how stupid their comment is by reversing it onto the them, chances are they are not 'common' at all just misguided.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You were raised in salt water?
*confused face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

*high fives*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Here's g for you, use it as you see fit.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Ha!
I spend my life acquiring 'g's' from people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh dear...

( thealternativefact, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I like kicking poor people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Do they sick a poverty rainbow?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah,
But its in grayscale because they can't afford colour.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Its not so much a slur of character
but I do hate it when complete strangers feel the need to say 'cheer up, it might not happen' to you in the street. I feel like punching them and then explaining to them in great deal why I'm annoyed... preferably in a restaurant, while I'm eating food that they're paying for... and I'm kicking them under the table, whilst wearing steel toecaps... the fucks... cheer up... CHEER THIS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I walk around telling people that are smiling that everyone they ever know is going to die.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I like to kill every family member
of anyone I see looking remotely upbeat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You should say that to one of the 'cheer up' people and see what happens
I predict the end of the world or a fight to the death.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

It wouldn't be much of a fight
Nobody would hit psychochomp because you're not allowed to hit girls.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

This is true
But who's to say the 'cheer up' person isn't a girl too!? In my experience its usually the sort of retarded statement a 30something woman would make... or a 40something bald man... these are the catagories.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Hmmmm, the 40 something year old bald man
is probably a racist too. That sort usually are.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Probably
While we're making wild accusations we may as well add racism to the mix.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I also heard that the husband of the 30 year old woman
is playing away, so you could offer her a glass of pinot grigio (her sort always like Pinot Grigio) and a shoulder to cry on and then take her back to a cheap hotel for some filthy drunken sex.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Awww well that's not me
I don't like wine... its for fruits. Fact.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:13, Reply)

You don't like wine?
What, not at all? Really?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Yup it all tastes of vinegar to me
and I'm not just drinking vinegar from a wine bottle... I've checked.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:15, Reply)

That's crazy.
What do you drink then?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Spirits
BEST OF ALL THE ALCOHOLS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I can usually be found sitting under a kitchen table untangling my tights,
sipping Bourbon out of an old sock with B69 for company.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Awww you poor thing
no-one should have to put with that tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Its the drink that drives me to it sir!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Whenever someone congratulates me on something
they always buy me a bottle of wine as a present... when I receive their 'gift' I die a little bit inside.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I'm going to remember this
and buy you some really nice wine and then suggest we drink it and then get really offended as you turn down my gift, then I'll drink all my nice wine and do a poo on your doorstep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Has this happened already?!
I'm pretty sure you've brought me wine at a house party and then pooed on my doorstep...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Maybe, I don't really remember these things.
It's like it happens to another person.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

That's because it does happen to another person
You're not pooing on your own doorstep... or are you?!

(also I knew what you really meant I just wanted to take the piss out of you a little bit instead of confirming your split personality disorder which is brought on by alcohol consumption and gay dancing to Top Gun theme tunes).
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)

And either a mini cab driver or a gangster called Big Dave or something

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Actually a taxi driver was my first thought
when reading 40 year old bald man who says "Cheer up"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

See
Stereotypes are marvellous things.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Every millimeter my hairline recedes
makes me hate darkies just a little bit more.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:10, Reply)

uuuuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh if I had a nickel for everytime someone said "why do you look so mean?" I'd be fucking rich
gee, I'm sorry, I can't help I was born with this face. Do you happen to walk about with a perpetual smile 24 fucking 7? I don't cocking think so.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I can't believe anyone would see your gorgeous face walking by and say that.
I'm shocked. Merkins must be the rudest people on earth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

The next time someone says that to you respond with...
'I'm not mean, I'm just thinking about where to hide all the bodies, I'm running out of room'... then watch them run.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Just say
'because I AM fucking mean', and punch them in the tits/cock
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Cunt Punt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

& Minge Dennis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:23, Reply)

HIYA FLIMZAH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Alright chuckles
How goes it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Took the day off
Made a big mistake and went into town. Tired. Should've stayed home.
But yay I'm out tonight for vouchers dinner and a lil drink or two :)

How's you? Did you get your card?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Hahaha bless you!
Did you get nice things in town?

I did indeed get my card thank you lovely, it was super!

Ooooh voucher dinner, cool stuff! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Birthday present for my best mate
Sore feet
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Sore feet aren't nice things! :(

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:41, Reply)

But it's very sunny and I'm going out tonight so I should shut it zip it can it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Jolly good!
You have good times tonight! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:45, Reply)

That's a point,
Flim-Flam, has anything turned up in the post for you from me?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

It has indeed
I felt like I was on The Krypton Factor trying to get into the blasted thing! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Did you have to pay £1.19?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Hahaha no dice
The post office sent us the post and asked us to pay the money... hahaha fool to the post office, we've already got the letter, why would we pay them now!! Hahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:37, Reply)

That's happened to a few people.
Fucking post office BUSWANKERS.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)

POSTWANKERS!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:39, Reply)