I'm going to remember this
and buy you some really nice wine and then suggest we drink it and then get really offended as you turn down my gift, then I'll drink all my nice wine and do a poo on your doorstep.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Has this happened already?!
I'm pretty sure you've brought me wine at a house party and then pooed on my doorstep...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Maybe, I don't really remember these things.
It's like it happens to another person.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

That's because it does happen to another person
You're not pooing on your own doorstep... or are you?!

(also I knew what you really meant I just wanted to take the piss out of you a little bit instead of confirming your split personality disorder which is brought on by alcohol consumption and gay dancing to Top Gun theme tunes).
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 16 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)