It's 07********0
I was feeling a bit satisfied with humanity recently and frankly not very misanthropic at all, so I considered putting my mobile number in a public place, maybe even on a well-known internet forum to see what sort of things would get sent to me.

Quickly, disabuse me of the notion that humans are any good. What messages would you send to a stranger's mobile given the chance?
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:45, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anyone who counts on here has my mobile number anyway, so I challenge them to text me with a better one than
Show me your tits. It's my chatroulette standard greeting
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I don't have your number

(Div My world's on fire... how 'bout yours?, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

just stick your number
in a public toilet and wait
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I tried that once
Apparently rural estate agents spend a lot of their time in public toilets. All I seemed to get were texts from people interested in cottages.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

i renamed my phone 'john'
john is my boss and a knob. then we tried to bluetooth a picture of my mates erect cock from 'john' to one of the managers rah rah rah'ing in a big boss meeting upstairs.

no one would accept :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 18 Apr 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Stop that, I can see you.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I wouldn't.
I have better things to do with my time.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)