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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"you have very large fibroids and they may cause you difficulty in conceiving" [O! irony]followed by "we'll have to put you on drugs to temporarily induce the menopause in order to shrink them, then we'll do abdominal surgery to remove them, 'kthanxbye".
Also: "if your kidneys get worse we'll have to look at inserting a tube into your side and draining them into a bag"
and
"We can't fix you but we can hand out codeine like smarties."
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:16,
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