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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"you need to go to this place and take this test because you probably have cancer"(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:47,
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latest was 16 years ago)
Doc "I have bad news I'm afraid"Patient"Oh God what is it?"
Doc "Well you have cancer and Alzheimer's"
Patient "Well at least I don't have cancer!"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:52,
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then when I got there they wouldn't give me the test because I was a virginthe didn't want to break the seal with the massive flagpole that was meant to go in my hoo.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 14:58,
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You Americans and your insistence on sticking flags everywhere.*begins using the word 'hoo'*
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thealternativefact, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:01,
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well, when it comes to marking your territory eventually you run out of piss(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:02,
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That seems less important than finding out if you have cancerafter all you can break the hymen horse riding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:03,
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Yeah, well, they did a few different tests that told me I was cancer freenow I just have to worry about the dead pandas bumhole bum aids
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 15:07,
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