happy 4.20 to you
well, i'm gonna twist one when i get home. what abut you? i might even throw in a spot of bbq-age and some cider in't sun.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 9:58, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to walk eight or nine miles after work.
I need to explore some new footpaths - I think I know most of them around here now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I've siad yes to some stupid birthday picnic on Saturday
and now my real friends are having a BBQ, bollocks.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I feel a wacky white lie is in order
one that creates a web of lies that all comes crashing down (Think: typical John Cleese film/situational comedy)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

pretend to be stung by a wasp, and then get a mate to drive you to a&e
on the pretext of being allergic. then go to the bbq, get shitfaced, bandage your arm, then go back to the other bbq to get sympathy from any hotties.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Lord's Prayer Wank, obviously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Well I've got the whole day off
so I am going to do what anyone else would do if they were in Cornwall in the sunshine. I'm going to see a mortgage advisor to try and not lose my house after suddenly becoming 5k a year down.
( Peej, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

what the shit?
how did that happen?? £5k? fuck man.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)