Well, if you're providing 'employment' to those in need of 'special care'
You can play the Equal Opportunities Card.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you're angling for the PR job, it's yours.
I like the way you're handling the potential negative spin that nay-sayers and the 'PC brigade' might try to put on what is clearly a purely altruistic venture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

My mate's cousin is a dwarf, he's always described her as a perfect blow job machine.
Someone commented if she got a flat top hair cut, you could skin up on her head at the same time. This is one of the best ideas EVER.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I like your mate.
I like him a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

The man speaks a lot of sense
After all, you can't skin up on a Dyson...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I tried once.
The Rizlas fell off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)