a good looking effeminate shirter like you
is bound to get on. Anne Robinson only likes rough looking builders so you'll get grief rather than flirting but to be honest she's old enough to be your gran.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

and please save up some insults for her

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Oh, I will
I'm looking forward to getting into a slanging match with someone famous instead of, y'know, Al.

Everyone keeps telling me that I should get on cos I'm "just what they're looking for", but I think the above sums up what it is about me that'll get me on the programme quite nicely
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

the key question
apart from ability to insult Anne Robinson is obviously are you good at trivia?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Yes, luckily
I originally applied cos it drives me mental watching people get easy questions wrong on the TV. I'm going to try and win it, definitely. I'm painfully competitive and a terrible loser, so my piece to camera if I don't win should be good TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:07, Reply)

we will expect tears
or possibly a wobbling chin and a brave voice 'I'd just like to say. You're all bastards'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

"Who do I think will win?
I don't care but I'm going to hunt them down and show them just what a dancin' man can do."
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

If I make the final 3 and am tactically voted off
I'm going to say "I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion and their reconstructive surgery costs the same as their winnings"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Do you reckon they'd edit you?
or only if you threatened to release the lion
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

he's not
that freakish looking
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I wasn't suggesting he ran a freak-show
just a circus.

Or alternatively lion could be an uncomfortable euphemism
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

"I hope the winner gets horribly mauled by a lion"
"and by lion I mean my dick"

"and by hope I mean they will"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

"And by winner
I mean Anne Robinson's eye sockets."
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

This had me in stitches
until the last post. Now I feel a bit sick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)

My work is done

( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Pleeeeeease don't throw a hissy fit.
It will haunt you for the rest of your life. And be on every compilation show in the whole world, for ever.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

That's a very good point
They won't broadcast someone wishing painful disfigurment on another human before 6pm on BBC1 anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:35, Reply)