Right. Bored now.
Invent a pokemon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:21, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Arsegoblin.
Arsegoblin (Dark Pokemon) 90

Hangs around dark caves waiting for the unwary.
Special Power – Whenever RumpyPumpy attack occurs, if opponent is knocked out all other pokemon on the bench get -10 for The Fear.

Moves
Tea-Bagging Cost * Paralyzes
BallBiter Cost ** Damage 20 Does not affect female pokemon
Rumpy Pumpy (Severe Bumming) Cost **** Damage 50
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Do your own homework japanese Nintendo employee

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Goatsemon
Appears behind seemingly harmless links when least expected.

Special Power – The double handed stretched skin vortex which sucks in your opponent to another dimension... or worse!
Damage – maximum sanity points
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:26, Reply)

PsychoChomp (Urban Pokemon) Lvl 81
Hangs around round-a-bouts selling used paperclips to passes by. Will accept Kobe Chatoux Briand in exchange for payment. Natural Enemy is the emotionally inept.

Moves:
- Bends thin metal into paperclips
- Bends paperclips into 100% perfect straight lines
- Logic
- Sympathy Distroyer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:28, Reply)

used paperclips makes it sound so dirty
like using a paperclip damages it somehow.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

b3tamander
can be found offline in parents' house or online in Wow.
special power - the scathing retort
weakness - can be paralysed by a look from the opposite sex

I don't know enough about pokemon to do this properly, sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Good effort!
I am a Pokemon master, it said so when I completed the gameboy trading card game. *shames*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

There's an amusing facebook group out there
that suggests that policemen start shouting "Pikachu!" before they taze people
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

It would only work if they replaced their helmets with red baseball caps.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Spunkemon.
You gotta catch it all!
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 20 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)