oh yeah, he had a lot of controversy recently because he said Jessica Simpson was sexual napalm
then talked about liking some black woman and calling her brown sugar or something, I don't know
but he performs brilliantly, looks like he's having an orgasm on stage
HAWT
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:36, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Jessica Simpson's totally lengthworthy though
Unless she hasn't stopped gaining weight since I last saw a photo, about a year ago, in which case she probably isn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I've never seen the appeal of her.
the bff is in love with her, has the crap tv show dvds, all her cds, a bunch of her handbags, jeans, sunglasses and shoes
it's retarded
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'd still fuck her though
as long as she was gagged
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Her appeal, sadly, is very easy to explain
She's blonde and she's got cracking norks

Vipros makes a good point, also
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

well yeah, which is the appeal of any woman that way
I quite fancy Angelina Jolie, she has lovely bone structure
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'd give her my lovely bone structure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I didn't want to laugh at that, but I did anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Dibs!
But I'll split her with you if we can use your place
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

nah, you can have her, she's too skinny for me
I also like Anna Paquin, especially with the Sookie blonde hair
phwoar
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Surely she's just as skinny as La Jolie?
Sookie blonde hair - yes please. Telepathy, no thank you, check that at the door young lady. If I choose to keep the wolf from the door by thinking about the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre, I don't want her knowing about it. Might think I'm some weirdo with a town planning fetish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Negative. She's a pretty healthy weight, probably around an american size 5 or 7
Angelina Jolie looks about a 0 or 3
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Really?!
I obviously don't read enough gossip mags. I shall choose to remember Jolie Classic, circa Gone in 60 Seconds
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

also
Tomb Raider era
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I've gone off her.
She doesn't look enough like Jeff.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

you know who I wouldn't mind?
Ken Watanabe
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I kind of like that Japanese look too.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

oh fuck yeah
I lurve me some Japanese, oh man, and all my friends think it's weird
I had a major thing for Jet Li back in the day
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

The only problem is most of them are too short.
But Jet Li is hot.
( girlinthehole, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)