Maybe you could get some earthy humour into this?
Or maybe some song lyrics? What would an appropriate song be do you think?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yeah
Something that takes up about 50 lines.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I think maybe

Generals
Gathered
In
Their
Masses

Just
Like
Witches
At
Black
Masses

I like Big Butts
and I cannot lie
Those other brothers might deny
but when a girl walks by
with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in yout face
you get sprung
gotta pull up tuff
'cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
so deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't
stop staring.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

OMG, THAT'S SO MEANINGFUL.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:20, Reply)

That Sir Mix-a-Lot,
he's fully of working class giggles.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:21, Reply)

No no
No, no no no, no no no no, no no

THERE'S NO LIMIT!11!!!111!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

No No x lots
THERE'S NO LYRICS!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)

It speaks to my soul.

My 'R' soul.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:29, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for pointlessly blaring out this opinion

( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:34, Reply)

B3ta would like to thank you for being a raving bumlord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:36, Reply)

S'ok
Al and DiT thank me enough ;)
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Probably something by My Chemical Romance.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Or Wake Me Up When September Ends.
It speaks to my soul.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Why, the opening line from Plaistow Patricia, of course.

(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Very apposite.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)