I once had a KFC (yes, I know!) in the US
which came with 'biscuits'.

Said items turned out to be a bit like savoury scones. As an accompaniment to fried chicken. WTF?

/tangent

At least they didn't have icing on.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sgones or scoanes?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Scone
rhymes with gone, when it's a foodstuff.

And it rhymes with moon when it's a town.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

This is 100% correct, in every way
*steals stone*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Oi, bring that back, you southern thief!
Mind you, we could always dig the real one out of its hiding place...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

So when does it rhyme with moan?

( Peej, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

The former. The latter is nasty lower-middle-class 'Hyacinth Bucket' pikiness.
Goes with crocheted lavatory paper covers and The Daily Express.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

And light pulls in amusing novelty shapes.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/10014263
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Were they made from chicken lips?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I believe
they may have had hen's teeth in them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)