Neighbours are mostly fine
except one lot who have a chavvy 20 y/o son, who is mostly fine, except for when all his thick chavvy mates turn up in a chavaclade of noisey modded novas and saxos and block my drive and act like they're in South Central LA (not rural somerset).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oops I spilt my box of nails, oh well I'll clear them up later...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I find roofing nails
are particularly effective damaging to car tyres, because they're short and stubby with a large head.

(no penis jokes please)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Considered it
but with working tyres they will eventually fuck off
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Chavalcade!
*steals*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I have a few of them..."Chavalanche"
err...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 10:05, Reply)