That's very sweet
but technically the question was who you'd rather Chompy handle... you, or "mine". Basically I was asking whether you'd rather shag Chompy or watch him wank me off.

I prefer your current answer though, so we'll stick with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm liking your answer
in the hope it will remain on the popular page for some time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)

If it ends up on the popular page
Chompy will assuredly start a thread about how I'm a vainglorious prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Since he's going to do that anyway
you might as well point out that in this theoretical universe he's chosen to wank you off
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:50, Reply)

Technically Blousie chose for him to wank me off
I think he'd be even more insulted at the suggestion that he does what he's told by BGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Ah well I do like gay porn.
I'm tempted.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)

best of all the porn

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I disagree

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, Reply)

well you're neither gay nor a woman
so I can't imagine gay porn would do much for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Look, this is making my eyes hurt, I'm picking this up down the bottom (hee hee)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)