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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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EVERYONE HAS TO DO THIS
www.mostawesomestthingever.com/

Although the top ten is pretty telling about the sort of people you'll be rubbing shoulders with
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:03, 172 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
It's pretty telling when physical intimacy ranks 8 and internet ranks 1

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:27, Reply)
Exactly
What's even more worrying is that lasers is above physical intimacy. Do you think most of the people voting might be geeks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:31, Reply)
I think they're all 12

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:32, Reply)
I am wondering how many people who voted for physical intimacy have actually experienced it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:36, Reply)
haha I suppose touching yourself at night counts

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:36, Reply)
I notice the makers haven't had the nerve to include porn in the list of awesome things

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:44, Reply)
I simply cannot believe that Finding Nemo has 3178 losses

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)
oh em gee
Lamborghini Murcielago or Robert De Niro
gosh this is tough
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:32, Reply)
I know, right?
It's awkward cos there are some tough choices and some which I have no fucking idea about. Chicken and waffles may well be awesome in combination but it's something I have no experience of
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:38, Reply)
A nap is number 5.
I like the way they think.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:54, Reply)
Haven't come across Jeff Bridges yet
Insert joke here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 19:56, Reply)
Don't get me all wound up.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Does that sound like something I would do?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:01, Reply)
Winding up sex crazed old women is just what you would do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:04, Reply)
You're not old
but otherwise, yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Haha!
I have 'The men who stare at goats' on DVD to watch at the weekend with Jeff in it.

I can't wait. *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:08, Reply)
You do realise you can get... actual porn, right?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Not with Jeff in it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Squint

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:17, Reply)
Don't you mean squirt.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:18, Reply)
No, YOU mean squirt
I would never engage in such dirty filth-talk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:20, Reply)
there's probably Jeff lookalike porn out there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Linky please.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)
I wouldn't know I'm afraid
Jeff does nothing for me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)
*gasps*
am backing away slowly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:28, Reply)
I don't mind.
Less competition for me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)
are you sure you want to tell us that?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:42, Reply)
50 isn't old dear
*pats shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Will you be my carer?
I think you'll look after me well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Dangerous words to use round these 'ere parts
after wellgroomedwookiee's use of the term "mong-wrangler" was met with universal approval
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:10, Reply)
I'm not a mong but if anyone wants to wrangle with me then they are very welcome.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:12, Reply)
ANYone?
Even Chompy?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:21, Reply)
I very much doubt that Chompy would touch me with yours.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)
I very much doubt Chompy could handle mine
or you, for that matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:24, Reply)
I can't believe I'm about to ask this
would you rather have Chompy handle you, or mine?

Please say you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:33, Reply)
You of course.
I think you're more of a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:39, Reply)
That's very sweet
but technically the question was who you'd rather Chompy handle... you, or "mine". Basically I was asking whether you'd rather shag Chompy or watch him wank me off.

I prefer your current answer though, so we'll stick with that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)
I'm liking your answer
in the hope it will remain on the popular page for some time
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:43, Reply)
If it ends up on the popular page
Chompy will assuredly start a thread about how I'm a vainglorious prick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Since he's going to do that anyway
you might as well point out that in this theoretical universe he's chosen to wank you off
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:50, Reply)
Technically Blousie chose for him to wank me off
I think he'd be even more insulted at the suggestion that he does what he's told by BGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)
Ah well I do like gay porn.
I'm tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)
best of all the porn

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:49, Reply)
I disagree

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:53, Reply)
well you're neither gay nor a woman
so I can't imagine gay porn would do much for you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Look, this is making my eyes hurt, I'm picking this up down the bottom (hee hee)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6782318

I wasn't old enough to buy booze then, but I am now, so I reckon we'll have a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:13, Reply)
You betcha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)
Getting your caree (I'm sure that's not a word) pissed does not make you a carer
It makes you a friend who brings booze... oh, I get it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:17, Reply)
I CARE ENOUGH TO BRING HER BOOZE
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Oh well played

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Paint thinner?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)
I want someone to bring me booze
I am in dire need
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:23, Reply)
I'm at a loose end
Where do you live?

If the answer isn't "Norwich", I can't help

Actually, even if the answer is Norwich, I'll have a hard time selling the idea to Ms Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Yeah
hard to explain 'I'm just popping out to take booze to an internet person' and I'm in Oxford anyway. The only alcohol I've unpacked is a bottle of Tokaji which is far too nice to simply drink
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Fair enough
"What internet person? Is she hot?"

"Dunno. I'll tell you when I get back!"

That would go down a STORM
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Haha!
I think the couch forever would be your fate. Though if you'd had alcohol I'd have done a swap with the weed I don't want. Since my flight was cancelled I risked bringing it back
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Am confused as to why you'd risk getting it back
if you don't want it

You can send it to me using the weed catapult that... someone and I devised a while back. It's currently based in Ireland but is entirely theoretical so can probably be moved easily and quickly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:37, Reply)
well
I don't really want to leave it at home and have my mother discover it. And I don't want to throw it away because it was a present and that's a waste. So I shall swap it for something

Edit: and if you build that theoretical catapault, I'll bash it over
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Fair enough
I'd love to build a laser-guided weed catapult, but if I build it in Oxford, somewhere close to where you live, I might as well just... ask you nicely for the weed in person. It's still a fairly inexact science, flinging a bag of weed through the air for hundreds of miles.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:44, Reply)
I doubt it's good enough
to make a trip for. But if you passed through on a journey elsewhere you could have it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)
I dunno
I've never been to Oxford, and I reckon you'd be a laugh to have a beer with :-) again, hard to sell to the Missus...

Hang on, you're a student... in Oxford... (sound of gears whirring) are you AT Oxford? Just so you know, if you're on the Ballroom team I'm contractually obliged to dislike you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:55, Reply)
yeah I'm at Oxford
but I don't dance, though I have a Chinese friend who is on the team. Though she might have switched to Dancesport. Not sure.

But still if you do pass on through, you're welcome to it. None of my friends are into weed at all, generally if they do anything it's coke or mephredrone (for work purposes if you can believe it)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:58, Reply)
See above
Then see below :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:00, Reply)
as an engineer and a stoner
I would gladly lend my aid to such a noble venture as building a weed catapult
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)
So girls DO like bumsex porn?
There's this suggestion that whilst men love lesbian porn - and we do - the reverse is not true. That man-on-man does nothing for women. Not the case?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:59, Reply)
Some definitely like it
for the same reasons- no women with massive fake tits. Plus the guys are much more attractive and there is less emphasis on cock size
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, Reply)
I can understand that
Although I happen to like women with massive fake tits. On account of the whole having a penis thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Ugh, I have a penis and I hate fake tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)
Though I prefer men
I'm bi, and I genuinely find fake tits a bit worrying/feel like cement
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)
They're rough.
I must admit, shaved areas are starting to bore me now too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Takes different strokes to move the world
I figure porn is escapism and therefore don't care how unrealistic the women involved are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Meh
neither the men nor women are attractive in straight porn (to me anyway) the fake tits, fingernails, bizarre makeup for women, and pug-ugly guys, so I don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)
It does amuse me how minging the men in porn are allowed to be
as long as they're packing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)
eugh
third leg territory
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
So how big is too big?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)
if it allows you to star in porn
then it's too big
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I'm off to watch porn and try to find some kind of online cock-measuring widget
I only deal in metric
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)
enjoy your porn
and enjoy it even more with www.menwithtinycocks.com guaranteed to make you feel special
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)
I dare not click on that link
in case it's REAL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I made it up
but it could be real
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)
This is another business enterprise we could exploit
Porn designed to make inadequate men feel better about themselves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I think we've got a potential online store here. Called:
'Everything you know you should be embarassed about needing (and we PROMISE not to sell your details to penis-enlargement pill-makers)'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Excellent
If only we could find someone with graphic design expertise to design the website
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Sadly we're going to have to put this out to tender
/management speak since I'm the ideas-person, not anything useful
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Surely someone on B3ta is useful

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I think we've got the wrong site for that
you're looking for www.menwithtinycocks.com
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Played. Again!
I have to run now. Lovely talking to you tonight :-) speak tomorrow probably!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)
The more butch the couple the better.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, Reply)
oh yer man on man is hawt
plus the men usually look like they're into it where as some lesbian porn is just soft petting, light licking and lots of faking orgasms
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
^ true
looks less fake
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)
everyone thinks I'm such a weirdo but I reckon it's more of a porn thing than a real life thing
cause 2 camp dudes making out in front of me doesn't really turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, Reply)
How can mephedrone possibly be used for work purposes?!
I promise to let you know if I ever am in Oxford. And I'll buy you a DRINK and everything.

What are you studying?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:01, Reply)
It helps you stay awake
and according to some more focused. Plus no headache the next morning.

I do History, nice and boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I did History and Politics at Uni
Which, with hindsight, was immensely dumb of me. If you join the Ballroom team I'll see you at a competition and can buy you that drink!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:05, Reply)
I couldn't dance to save my life
two left feet. Genuinely terrible.

Why was it dumb to do History and Politics? (I'm now worried)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)
I'm a great dancer but I only did Fine Art at poly.
And I'm off.

See you all tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)
have a nice night!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Because I only picked the degree based on my two favourite A-levels
and had no idea what I was getting myself into. Not enough thought went into the decision. With hindsight I should have done Eng Lit, or Journalism, or something I was actually able to stay awake through. Either History and Politics got dull on the move up from Secondary to Higher Education or my tastes changed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Well I picked history
because I used to love it. Now I hate it, but on the plus side it's a pretty versatile degree- I can go into the city, law, management consultancy, pretty much anything with a bit of training
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Just don't let complacency get the best of you like I did :-)
How much can you deviate from the core subject in the latter years?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)
We specialise quite intensely here
so my degree is concentrated on medieval history and the Augustan principate in Rome, but we can't really do anything except history (though there are archeological and anthropological modules)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Crikey
And I guess there's very little time left over for drinkin' an' shaggin', it being Oxford?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)
well the problem is
I don't really like working. And I'm not very good at it. So I do heavy drinking etc, but most people don't. Apart from a few hard-core people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25, Reply)
What year are you in?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)
second
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)
So you're just over a year away from making loads of beer money and having more spare time in which to spend it :-)

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I'm quite liking university
it's a lovely city, but my brother is at Brighton and I think he's having more fun than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)
If that is true
Then your brother is gay

/end geographical stereotyping

That may be true, but you'll be fucking proud of yourself when you're done. Not many people get a degree from Oxford
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Brighton is a great party-uni
so I'm a bit jealous of that. Ah well you're right, if I end up getting my degree it'll be worth it.

Where did you study?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)
UEA, here in Norwich
Can't complain. Met some brilliant people. And if I hadn't come here I wouldn't have met Ms Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)
I have some friends currently studying there atm
they love it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)
This is a long shot, but...
are they on the Ballroom team?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:58, Reply)
nope
they're all a bit too heavy drinkers for that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Ballroom dancing does not preclude drinking, believe me
It almost makes it compulsory

Tell them to come try out next year. And get them to walk up to the guy with the most peircings and tell him Amberl sent them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Looks like Blousey's gone.
That doesn't mean you can all misbehave.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Everyone, look busy!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Ha!
Like anyone here is capable of that.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I was behaving pretty badly when she was here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)
She'll not let you get away with too much.
Unless it's physical filth, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)
or just general filth
though I may have been the only one to see that swiftly edited post
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Well, I didn't edit anything,
so I can only assume your excessive wanking has finally affected your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
well it was BGB's edit
from 'I Dp' to something more innocuous.

But yes *wanks furiously* I do need to go to Specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)
In that case, my apologies.
And I do recommend you finish your wank before going to Specsavers.
They're fussy bastards in there.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I got chucked out of Vision Express :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)
That would be more or less what I was up to, yes
I think she said she'd shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Be careful.
It all sounds like fun and games, but she'll rip your limbs off.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:20, Reply)
What is she, a praying mantis?
That would be both intriguing and fatal
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
You can ponder it with your last thought.
Good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
This sounds suspiciously like a challenge
"Shag BGB - and escape WITH YOUR LIFE!!!"

I love a challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)
fucking well does!
*misbehaves big time*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)
You know those ads for Reebok arse-toning trainers?
I dunno about you, but it makes me really really want to buy those trainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, Reply)
that ad hasn't been on long
and it's already got me a couple of slaps from the mrs :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I must teach her how to punch properly.
You're clearly not injured enough.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to let her near any of you b3ta women to be honest
roota wants to seduce her away from me and you want to teach her to beat me :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)
It's only a matter of time.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)
God only knows what I'd end up doing to her

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I shudder to think

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Makes me want a missus
That I can buy those trainers for.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)
Just so I can jog along behind and appreciate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:39, Reply)
what?!
arse toning trainers? seems to me they are putting them on the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)
The ads QOTW has died down a lot
It is a pretty shit subject though.

Any thoughts on the shitness or otherwise of the best/worst ads qotw?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)
I learned long ago not to bitch about the QOTW
but I will say last week's popular page was terribly weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I'm not bitching
Just BLARING OUT AN OPINION.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)
I think everyone should go read the one I wrote today about my mate Gary
and give me feedback. Positive or otherwise. Other than that I have no particular feeling on the matter, and agree with Noel on both counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)
I read it.
It was vaguely funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:23, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I'll take that
Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Damned by faint praise there, Foxers old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:37, Reply)
generally people are here to help get through the boring workday I think
if you want real entertainment hop over to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)
can't be bothered to wade through
three months of abuse as initiation
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)
if you don't talk about dumb shit then it's fine
they're generally quite nice
ya know, as long as you don't talk dumb shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)
well that's me out then

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Some of them are very lovely it's true
A lot of the ones I liked no longer post there anymore though
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)
If you only get 3 months you can count yourself as lucky
I started off on /talk and gravitated to QOTW as I got bored of OMGGIRLONTHEINTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I went to /talk once
NEVER AGAIN! Cliquier than here, very much has a metalanguage all its own and scared me. Deeply.

Where's the Hanky gone?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)
Ugh. 'Most awesomest'?
No, no, and once again, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:22, Reply)

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