So girls DO like bumsex porn?
There's this suggestion that whilst men love lesbian porn - and we do - the reverse is not true. That man-on-man does nothing for women. Not the case?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 20:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some definitely like it
for the same reasons- no women with massive fake tits. Plus the guys are much more attractive and there is less emphasis on cock size
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I can understand that
Although I happen to like women with massive fake tits. On account of the whole having a penis thing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Ugh, I have a penis and I hate fake tits.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Though I prefer men
I'm bi, and I genuinely find fake tits a bit worrying/feel like cement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)

They're rough.
I must admit, shaved areas are starting to bore me now too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

Takes different strokes to move the world
I figure porn is escapism and therefore don't care how unrealistic the women involved are
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Meh
neither the men nor women are attractive in straight porn (to me anyway) the fake tits, fingernails, bizarre makeup for women, and pug-ugly guys, so I don't watch it.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)

It does amuse me how minging the men in porn are allowed to be
as long as they're packing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

eugh
third leg territory
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

So how big is too big?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)

if it allows you to star in porn
then it's too big
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I'm off to watch porn and try to find some kind of online cock-measuring widget
I only deal in metric
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

enjoy your porn
and enjoy it even more with www.menwithtinycocks.com guaranteed to make you feel special
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I dare not click on that link
in case it's REAL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)

I made it up
but it could be real
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

This is another business enterprise we could exploit
Porn designed to make inadequate men feel better about themselves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I think we've got a potential online store here. Called:
'Everything you know you should be embarassed about needing (and we PROMISE not to sell your details to penis-enlargement pill-makers)'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Excellent
If only we could find someone with graphic design expertise to design the website
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Sadly we're going to have to put this out to tender
/management speak since I'm the ideas-person, not anything useful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Surely someone on B3ta is useful

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I think we've got the wrong site for that
you're looking for www.menwithtinycocks.com
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Played. Again!
I have to run now. Lovely talking to you tonight :-) speak tomorrow probably!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

The more butch the couple the better.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:02, Reply)

oh yer man on man is hawt
plus the men usually look like they're into it where as some lesbian porn is just soft petting, light licking and lots of faking orgasms
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

^ true
looks less fake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

everyone thinks I'm such a weirdo but I reckon it's more of a porn thing than a real life thing
cause 2 camp dudes making out in front of me doesn't really turn me on
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 22:00, Reply)