My friend Chris came round last night,
and told me this fairly amusing tale:

He was driving around Camden with his friend in a 50s green Daimler yesterday, and they accidentally got caught up in the Malcolm McLaren funeral procession. On a whim, they decided to follow it and within a couple of minutes they had been subsumed into the official cortège, police escort and all. By the time they got to Highgate cemetery they were assumed to be part of the private mourners and were waved through into the actual cemetery and had the gates locked behind them. They then had to effectively pretend to be mourners at the funeral until they could get out again.

It quite tickled me, anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:04, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That is just excellent.
Were they papped by the razzi? POIDH.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

The friend driving
was ex-Radio 1 and Kiss DJ 'Sarah HB' so I'm sure they would have been snapped. I didn't want to mention this in case anyone thought I gave a fuck about that sort of thing and was being a (rather lame) name-dropping cock.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I notice you shoehorned it in as soon as possible though
NAME-DROPPING COCK
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

If you don't take that back immediately
I'll send my mates Simon Bates and David 'Kid' Jensen round to duff you up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I haven't heard of either of those two people
or the DJ, so that's some top class name dropping right there
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You're really out of the 'A-list' loop aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I think Horne and Corden are more on her level

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Good Lord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Bet you'd rather be a cock-dropping name.
Well played though. Better than dropping your trolleys which is more usual.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Who the fuck
is Sarah HB?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You forgot the "juddering"
Emphasis you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Apologies.
I didn't sleep very well last night and so am not myself this morning.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Some wizened old bint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:49, Reply)