I ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom
mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight, I raised the guitar high above my head, and just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon middle of the bed ....
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My father awoke screaming:
STOP! WAIT A MINUTE! STOP IT BOY! What do you think you're doing? That's no way to treat and expensive musical instrument!

And I said:
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Daddy, you know I love you
but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:54, Reply)

And Daddy, you know he said to me
"Oh grow up, you odious little turd."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

And Daddy, you know he said to me
'I really regret adopting you, you nauseating little queer'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:10, Reply)