equivalent in quality and splendour to his old mullet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:57, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*sobs into pillow*
*caresses gleaming pate*
*blinds a nearby magpie with the dazzling reflections*

I demand that you make me a custom corset to draw attention from my hideous deformity.

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm thinking some kind of corset based skullcap
you big sexy Jew. You're Jewish right? If not, you are now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

*whips out cock*
*searches desk for scissors*
*sighs*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

*searches desk for scissors*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I walked right into that one, didn't I?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yes. Yes you did.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I really don't know how to recover my dignity after that one,
short of cutting my cock off and posting it to you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)