last day in work today!
new job on monday.. i think some heroic consumption of alcoholic beverages/spliff in the sun, possibly in conjunction with grilled pig products over charcoal is in order. what's everyone's plans for the weekend?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:10, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would love to answer this.
But I would just end up smugging again.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Are you morphing into Vipros?
One smug git around here is enough.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'm going to be insufferable for a while.
Just tell me to fuck off, my colleagues are.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

: )
Glees.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Your favourite show.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Nah, I like your stuff, and I'll make sure I don't have a mug in my hand when I read it.
Smug it up, I would.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

oh god I hate you
*seethes*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Strokes Kitty until she stops hissing and spitting.
Nice pussy.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Kayaking with Bruno Brookes, of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Is Pat Sharpe bringing his raft along again?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:39, Reply)

brfl
rsh
alongmercilessly up your anus
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Probably - if I know Pat...
WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO. REALLY WELL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I can but dream of having hair
equivalent in quality and splendour to his old mullet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:52, Reply)

equivalent in quality and splendour to his old mullet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:57, Reply)

*sobs into pillow*
*caresses gleaming pate*
*blinds a nearby magpie with the dazzling reflections*

I demand that you make me a custom corset to draw attention from my hideous deformity.

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I'm thinking some kind of corset based skullcap
you big sexy Jew. You're Jewish right? If not, you are now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

*whips out cock*
*searches desk for scissors*
*sighs*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

*searches desk for scissors*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I walked right into that one, didn't I?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Yes. Yes you did.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I really don't know how to recover my dignity after that one,
short of cutting my cock off and posting it to you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Relaxing one for me, thankfully
Out on the sauce from 4pm, teaching my 'rents how to use the internets tomorrow and then booze and a chilli at my cousins that evening.

Sunday I'm jamming with Paul Weller and Noel Gallagher at Tevezs gaff.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

See you there!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm aaaaaall by myseeeeeelf
this weekend. I do have a surprising amount of dino hats to make now though because for some reason everyone wants to look like a rainbow raptor, also known as the rave-asaurus.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Rainbow Raptor.
Needs to be tm or c. Soon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:31, Reply)

haha
I'll patent it forthwith!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:38, Reply)

rainbow raptor needs to be displayed
POIDH.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

they're in yesterday's thread about something or other
I'll go and find it. Didn't think I'd be missing Chompy, but he was lightning fast with stuff like that.

EDIT: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post703669#post703686

Looks like we don't need him after all.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

haha that's ace
i can't help but feel it needs a brim with some comedy teeth
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:32, Reply)

oh my god why didn't I think of that?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:37, Reply)

that's what we're.here for

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

a bit like this

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'm heading out tonight
Some sort of pub thing - Saturday I'm heading up to london for a house party of some kind - could be fun seeing as I only know one person going but then again I always think I should meet more people so I guess that works out well. Sunday i'm probably going to go find a park somewhere and read for a bit, or find a beergarden with a couple of mates and just chill out for a bit. Gooooddd weekend planned :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Why's every cunt getting a new job but me!?
Tomorrow is cup day. Unfortunately the first team we play are rather good and WILL destroy us.

From then on in I'm expecting to be casually humbled, then I can go home and relax. Also a cheeky band practice might just be on the cards!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'm not getting a new job.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:44, Reply)

No
you are much much worse and I cannot bear to even talk to you.


not really, enjoy the croissant over-dozing
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

i got it cos i got headhunted
it's a good'un too
*smugs all up over everything*
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

thopugh i am jealous of band practice.
i need to get my arse in gear and sort out a jam sesh with the metal band that want me to join. work is so fuckin inconvenient, makes you appreciate the dole.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)