Eh?
The red nose part. I understand the "fuck off" part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's a very old joke.
Bloke goes to the circus and every night for a week the clown says
“Are you the front end of an ass?” “No!”
“Are you the back end of an ass?” “No!”
“In which case you are no end of an ass!”
After which humiliation the bloke goes to Professor McBollox school of wit and repartee.
He attends for a year and finally the circus comes back to town.
Off goes our hero and sits in the front row.
The clown recognises him and wanders over.
“Are you the front end of an ass?” He asks.
Our hero draws himself up to his full 5’2” and using all the knowledge he has gained bellows

“Fuck off red nose!”
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I see
Ha.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Didn't say it was good.
Just apposite of entertainment and witty banter by virtue of content.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Alright, knock it off with the fancy words, mate
It's still corporal punishment. See you in Strasbourg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Cruel and Unusual. That's me.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It terrifies me that you now have more spare time to work on your witty putdowns

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

NOT!
I've got so much I haven't done at home I'll rarely be on here for a while.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Well I for one believe you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That makes one. Even I find it hard to believe.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Piffle!
You can't keep away from me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Mmmmm. Rubs self all over cause he can't reach beegie.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Yeah, I was being sarcastic
I do that a lot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I know.
Gotcha.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

TRICKED
*cries*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)