*whacks your face with a pair of white gloves*
Sir, you have besmirched my honour with your wild imaginings and erroneous accusation. I challenge you to pistols at dawn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's it! Demand satisfaction. I'll be your second.
I don't mind sloppies.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I shall thwart thee, sir, with the throbbing morning wood of my magnificent custard cannon!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

My god
When I said pistols, you thought I meant "man-penises", didn't you?

Thine vulgar misappropriation of our mother tongue notwithstanding, I deem thee a braggart and a bounder, and I will have satisfaction, not like that, ew
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

When did it become talk like Monty day?

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Sorry. I'll try not to encourage such behaviour.
I shall cease and desist forthwith. Verily.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Just because Monty can remember when people actually did talk like this
doesn't give him singular usage of it on B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

You mean
'THY vulgar misappropriation'.

Odd's bodkins....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

DAMN
and I was doing so well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Haha piss-tools.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)