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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The death of Mr McLaren must have affected me more than I thought.I'm definitely feeling reckless at the moment but I'm not quite sure how to fulfil this need for anarchy.
Any suggestions? (legal)
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:42,
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latest was 16 years ago)
On the cock.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:45,
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Throw a party at your house and invite people off the internet(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:47,
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Jump offa dolls house.Crackerjack mindpiss
But note the concatenation of off and a to help with association.
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What - again?EDIT like 'Get Up Offa That Thing'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48,
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as in Dyke?EDIT: or
Punk: English musical history with Northern Irish Undertones.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45,
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Murder Stu Francis.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:48,
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Go and shit on his gravewhile singing "Summer Holiday" by Cliff Richard, and watch in horror as the scenester 'punks' who hang out in Camden weep fake, fake tears.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:51,
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I wonder how many punks will hang around the cemetery,Drinking bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale and pissing on his grave?
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His grave will replace Karl Marx's as the top place for a shag(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:22,
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On a completely unrelated noteI think 'friend of Monty' is a good alternative for the word shirter.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:52,
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Gets my vote.Have you run it up the flAAAARRRRGGGHHHH! That fucken hurt!
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I think it's a bit more specific than that.How about D-list celebrity shirter?
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I've been compared to worse in my time.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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Do you believe in a thing called love, by any chance?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:00,
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The sticky white stuff?Absofuckinglutely, old boy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:02,
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Missed you yesterday, Gary.Where were you?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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Nice one.*friendly punch to shoulder*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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I'm not sure now.Whether the dynamic here is arfur\terry or ted\ralph. Needs moah examples.
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Come out for the night with meand my celeb mates.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:55,
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Fuckin hellImagine going down the Berni Inn with you, Lenny Bennett, Isla Sinclair and Gary Wilmott.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:56,
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^ this is one of the best posts from you, ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:57,
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I did a better one about you earlierbut you either missed it or chose to ignore it :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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I said that this fellaen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picts
Looked like the Cunt of Monty Frisco.
And then laughed for 3 minutes.
At myself.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01,
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It's a secret.At one point it was T Wrecks when I started the 'Rock Dinosaurs Crew' with 'the one that got away' (*pines*). Our night was called Cock Rock:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:05,
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Mine's obvious(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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Pretty muchI chose the name when DJing in the Liverpool and Manchester industrial cybergoth scene 6 years ago, as most of the DJs had really pretentious names. And I like vagina.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08,
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But only if it's into that sort of thing(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11,
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I've seen it in pornJust little smacks, not ones that require a run-up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:14,
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InFest this year?Or any year? And would I have seen you DJing there at any point?
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Racist(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:08,
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Fanny Turnups?No, that's my burlesque name.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:09,
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I have a friend who actually calls me Miss Turnups.It's the result of an unfortunate typing error on my part.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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I don't have a burlesque name:(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:10,
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OkDirk von Quimtingle?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:16,
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I hate areas of skin above the neck that contain multiple sensory organsI'm a facist.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:11,
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That sounds likeanother way of saying rampant four-way bum sex.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:58,
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Neither do we.Which is why we're off to an exclusive party round Peter Duncan's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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You leave Peter's Duncans out of this.You fucking pervert.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:59,
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I asked Simon Groom that very question the other day,when we went to a swinging party round Mike Smith and Sarah Greene's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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That was Michael Sunden.He's dead now on account of being a massive Friend of Monty.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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'I like this'me and my dad hated the way he said 'salt'.
He said it 'sorlt'.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:04,
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Walk on some grassDespite there being a 'Keep off the grass' sign.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01,
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This I like.I can tell having a mohican has made you very anarchic.
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:01,
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Damn right! Down with Thatcher!Later on I'm going to go to the park and drink alcohol DESPITE THERE BEING A SIGN DEMANDING OTHERWISE!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:03,
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I can so see you on the grass drinking Pimms in a brown paper bag.(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:06,
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I am the Middle-Class Gentleman Punk(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:07,
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So you can sex a chicken by looking down it's throat?(
girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:41,
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I can sex a chicken with a bit of corn and some Barry White(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:43,
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I wish someone would sex me with a bit of corn and Barry White.I love corn. Barry White is ok too.
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:45,
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He's great. He makes me laugh like a loon.I use to have a double LP and would put it on when I needed cheering up.
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:53,
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I use to put his music on and look in the mirror trying to look sexy.This usually ended up with me pulling funny faces and laughing uncontrolably.
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girlinthehole, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:57,
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The instrumental stuff he did with the Love Unlimited Orchestrais fucking peerless, in parts:
Strange Games and Things is one of the best tunes EVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixEpiZ7PGLQ
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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Well, if you can see it's female and you declare it to be male, that would be......hang on, you actually though I meant "have sex with a chicken," didn't you?
My god, you filthy bastard! Anyone would think this messageboard was a haven for peddlers of smut. You sicken me, you bestial little toerag.
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*whacks your face with a pair of white gloves*Sir, you have besmirched my honour with your wild imaginings and erroneous accusation. I challenge you to pistols at dawn
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That's it! Demand satisfaction. I'll be your second.I don't mind sloppies.
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I shall thwart thee, sir, with the throbbing morning wood of my magnificent custard cannon!(, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)
My godWhen I said pistols, you thought I meant "man-penises", didn't you?
Thine vulgar misappropriation of our mother tongue notwithstanding, I deem thee a braggart and a bounder, and I will have satisfaction, not like that, ew
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Sorry. I'll try not to encourage such behaviour.I shall cease and desist forthwith. Verily.
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Just because Monty can remember when people actually did talk like thisdoesn't give him singular usage of it on B3ta
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You mean'THY vulgar misappropriation'.
Odd's bodkins....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:28,
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Haha piss-tools.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:31,
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