He might be clever but he is way behind the SciFi bell curve.
But it's Stephen Hawking so everyone listen.

This sort of stuff has been the staple of many a penny dreadful for decades.

I reckon aliens would set up a quarantine zone for Earth (if they haven't already) and force schoolkids to visit like we do with Belsen and Auschwitz.

What do you think aliens would do with Earth?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:19, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wank over it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

They already have.
How else can we explain Gingas?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Well, only if alien spunk is orange.
I thought gingers came about when a human was raped by an Orangutan.

But your explaination is just as valid.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Oh man, I should have refreshed before posting.
Imagine if you will, a world that knows no limits, a world where imagination and reality combine. A old proffesor, Steven Hawkings, is he in a hospital losing his mind? warning us against an impossible threat, thrashing in his sleep against foes unknown?. Or, is he preluding and projecting a warning against mankind's greatest threat yet? That's right, you're exciting, the twilight zone dododododododoodod... [close up of face of a nurse, with a reassured Hawkins in the background, where the eyes blink vertically on the nurse, followed by credits]
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:22, Reply)

LoL. Hawking the reptile alien.
Icke was right!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I really don't want to think about Hawking's 'bell curve' if you don't mind awfully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'd bumrape a rottweiler to be able to craft a sentence like this :
"We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet."
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I know
It's phenomenally profound for someone who talks like an Apple Mac
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

At least he didn't finish that sentence after 'develop'.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Perhaps even,
ourselvesthe hundreds of retards shambling around ASDA, bawling at their foul offspring
develop decay
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Would aliens be worse than forrins though?
Could they take our jobs? Bum our dogs? etc.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:05, Reply)

If I were an alien
I'd steer well fucking clear. Any species so warlike as to think it's a good idea to release thousands of megatons of nuclear weapon into their own atmosphere are clearly a little psychotic and not the sort of species you want to be giving interstellar capabilities to.
( Kroney, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

After more consideration than my first reply,
Klaatu barada nikto


( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:11, Reply)