This has all the hallmarks of one of Right-wing American Christian 'Know-How'
And sounds like a system I'd happily abuse - I earn £200 and am spared the expense of regular contraceptives for three months or so if I pretend to be a heroin fiend? Bargain.

On the subject of Glee, I have been unfortunate enough to encounter snippets of it due to my flatmates' insistence on watching it. From what I've seen, there isn't a single person on that cast whose gleaming, pearly-white, expensive American dental work I wouldn't happily punch down their throats.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You have to prove you're an addict first, apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Do coffee, chilli or cask beer count as addictive substances?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Probably not, no.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Erm....the need to punch the irritating?
*sigh*
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to go back to microwaving my bollocks.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:21, Reply)

how do you get the door shut?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

By cunningly bending my wang into the catch on the side
I can trip the saftey mechanism and fool the microwave into thinking it's shut. As well as having something on which the scratch the annoying itch that seems to strike my phallus at inopportune moments.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:02, Reply)