Do you really think I'd date a woman with the anatomy of a Barbie doll
just because she's gorgeous, to deflect accusations of shirterism?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:39, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ashley Cole married a woman with the voice of the Big Brother announcer
just because she was nice to look at, to deflect accusations of shirterism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Most, most salient, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Good point
We have no proof that Cheryl Cole has a vagina. Someone get the Daily Mail on the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Of course she does.
Her cunt's called Ashley, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not any more
Don't you read Heat?!

PANICKED EDIT: NOR DO I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

TOO LATE
BUMDER ALERT

ATTENTION: WE HAVE A BUMDER IN THIS THREAD. BEHOLD THE BUMDER. ALL POSTERS ARE ADVISED TO PUT THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL IN THE INTERESTS OF SAFETY AND NOT BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Um...
THREAT THREAD

yes, that's all I've got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Too bad it was ninja'ed before you had a chance to post that, really. Better luck next time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

DAMN YOUR FACE
I shall have my revenge, in an as-yet non-specific way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'll keep the cushion taped over my arse for the time being, then...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

THEY'VE SPLIT UP????
OMG!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)