Non-benders* are welcome in this thread.
Madonna, Kylie, Marc Almond, Bronski Beat, Liberace, Glee, David Bowie.

All utterly fucking shit and without merit. Discuss THAT, shirters.


*Just to clarify, I have no problem whatosever with homosexuality - just 'gayness'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:24, 148 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Glee is everything I hate about american drama, in a a handy one-hour show.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

It's a fucking disgrace.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)

For fuck's sake.
This is the nation that gave us the affordable motor car, superheroes, Frank Sinatra, rock and roll and Samuel L Jackson.
How the mighty fall.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Reduced to what?
A simpering bum-fest accompanied by some of the worst, most vapid music ever made.

Good one, chaps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

EXACTLY.
I mean I can see why it would appeal to the average Home Sweet Home-r over here, but no self-respecting person should be caught watching it.

It's like High School Musical, only without the jailbait and shitter songs.


Never forget the shit songs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I had hoped the 'Home Sweet Homos' had gone forever
but there's an element fighting to resurrect it all. Damn them all to hell with their upbeat 'all-join-in' friendliness - AND SHIT SONGS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

It's my personal contention that these people touch young children up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Obviously!
Being friendly and peodophilia go hand in hand.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Friendly peadophiles go hand in hand WITH CHILDREN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:43, Reply)

EXACTLY.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

PRECISELY.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

INDUBITABLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

UNEQUIVOCABLY
I want to play
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Come and play with me, little girl.
You can hold my hand

and UNARGUEABLY
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I have an argument
with your spelling of 'unarguably'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Pfft! - can't argue with that.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

You've seen it then...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'd also like to revise my opinion.
It's not 'Dawson's Creek' with shit songs, the acting's not good enough.

It's Hollyoaks with shit songs.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I definately don't wank over that
not since they put the girl on wheels in there.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Tut! so much hate in the world and not enough love.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I once saw David Bowie on Later...
I think it was about 1995.
He did my head in and he seemed to be going on forever. I thought the programme would never end. By the time it did, I was half asleep, and I said to my ex "Has he gone yet?" and then I invented this whole scene where the BBC globe came on, and spinning around sitting on top of it like The Thinker was Bowie, smoking, and he turns to the screen, and says, in total camp mockney "Alright? Would ya like a ponce of me ciggy?" We LOLed all night and for days after.

I can't work out why.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I'm LOLing now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

But why???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Your surreal imagination for one.
And the ghastly dread that Bowie was going to haunt you forever. A feeling I know only too well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Yup. I guess so.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

A wuzza wuzza wuzza!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:31, Reply)

ye wha'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Don't make eye contact - just walk away slowly.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAScIck4QtM
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:36, Reply)

TL:DW
- just did. I am no wiser. But thank you for sharing.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I shall watch that in the office this afternoon, ta.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think I'd better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

About five minutes ago I replied to say it's more a listen to thing, in case you get shushed.
But where did I reply? Fucked if I can find it now.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Sanctuary at last from the previous thread.
I have nothing to add.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Oh Monty, you sweet boy, don't you think you need to find your inner gay?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Keep your hands to yourself, you bumlord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's not what you sai.........ah fuckit, can't be bothered

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

oh I like Kylie
I don't know who Marc Almond or Bronski Beat are though.

And I fucking hate Bowie.

Glee I'm indifferent to, I don't watch it but other people watching it doesn't make me angry. People referring to Glee fans as Gleeks makes me angry.

90210 makes me angry. So does One Tree Hill.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:39, Reply)

YOU DO KNOW BRONSKI BEAT!!
Jimmy Somerville, falsetto, going "Aaaaaaaaah!" for ages. Then going "Tell me whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
And then...
"Run awaaay turn awaaay run awaaay turn awaaaay run awaaaaaay."
And the beeps go "doo dooow doo doo doo doo doooow doo doo doo doo bew doo doo do doo doooow"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I'm not a huge fan but that song invokes good memories for me.
And for that I am grateful.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I adore it.
I haz the video on my 1984 taped-off-the-telly tape and I put it on our jukebox last night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Best advice Bummerville ever gave.
If I have the misfortune to encounter the man, rest assured I will most certainly 'run away'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:53, Reply)

run bum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that was a beautiful rendition
but the 'tell my whyyyy' bit just reminded me of the Backstreet Boys and now that's stuck in my head
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:56, Reply)

No...
that would have been "Tell me why-ee", whereas Jimmy goes "Tell me whyyyyyyyy!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious
if a bunch of shirters got together to form an all-gay tribute band to the Backstreet Boys? They could call themselves the Backalley Boys. It would be an absolute scream.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Wouldn't it just.

*stony-faced*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

You have NO idea!
*affects effeminate voice and sticks hip out whilst looking as if a particularly violent guff would knock him over*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You lucky, lucky woman.
I wish to God I didn't know who 'pint of spunk' Almond is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Can I add Britain's Got Talent to the spite pool
Some friends* had it on on Saturday; never have I seen such a desperate group of retarded fuckwits. It made me despair for all humanity; can you imagine being in the audience, 8 hours of the worst performers in the country.

*no longer friends
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

It should be called Britain's got mongs.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:42, Reply)

My Nana rang my mother and said
"Girl, don't make me watch that again. It's cruel. Them poor people aren't right and we're laughing at them."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Your nana is ace.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

She is

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6187551
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:49, Reply)

How nice of you to link some of your inane drivel.
Thank you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)

This must be what JMG feels like all the time.
Calm down fat lad.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Does he get period pains too?

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

All the time, I heard.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:01, Reply)

99% I agree with you
But you've got the 1% of those who are actually fookin talented. Like Diversity from the last series, and the gymnasts who were on there on saturday.

Beyond that, yes. Utter shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Men that can dance are shirters or vainglorious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Or good at the sexual

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

That has been my experience.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:57, Reply)

men who aren't scared to have a boogie
are adventurous in lots of ways
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sir Ranolph Fiennes, the worlds greatest living explorer
is known as a rather clumsy dancer.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

and rubbish at cunnilingus, I'll wager

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Certainly no good at playing the gusset piano
since his fingers dropped off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

GUSSET PIANO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Why do you think he spends all his life up a mountain.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

To make up for the lack of a-mountain?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

a-mountin', surely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Yes.
That was the thinly-veiled pun.

Having one of those mornings?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

mornings lives
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

But when he get's to the top -
he goes down.

I'll get me coat.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

*coughs*
See below.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Wahey!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

*sees below*
Good lord, is it supposed to be that shape?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I had a terrible accident with a mangle in the 1950s.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Yes, it's not so much a 'bell-end' as a 'plaice,' is it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

"I've got a massive Flatty"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Vainglorious, maybe
But male dancing itself is not strictly the domain of the shirter. May I draw your attention to the mighty Rock Steady Crew, Dynamic Rockers, New York City Breakers etc etc.

I used to be pretty good myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

good
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You got a purdy mouth, boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Prince Ken Swift from the Rock Steady Crew is widely regarded
as the finest dancer in the b-boy style ever. He's the perfect build and his style combines a mastery of up-rocking and some of the most tasteful-on-beat floor moves of all time. He's never been beaten.

(I'm pretty much talking to myself here, I suspect)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:15, Reply)

B-boy?
Is that an actual thing, or have you suddenly developed a stutter when you type?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It's an actual thing.
What became known erroneously in the media as 'breakdancing'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

No, no, we're all listening.
And it didn't sound at all gay.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Well, I have thrown some shapes in my time
I have even had the riddim poppin. I have busted moves and I have even been known to mash up de place. But I have never, not ever, been a bumsexual.

Or watched Glee
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I can be pretty vainglorious when I dance
Which, by the above criteria, conclusively proves I'm not a shirter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Don't worry, because this means you're a riot in the sack.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I refer you, once again, to my absurdly hot girlfriend
which I think proves your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

She might be hot and have low expectations.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

low expectations no vagina
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Do you really think I'd date a woman with the anatomy of a Barbie doll
just because she's gorgeous, to deflect accusations of shirterism?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Ashley Cole married a woman with the voice of the Big Brother announcer
just because she was nice to look at, to deflect accusations of shirterism.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Most, most salient, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Good point
We have no proof that Cheryl Cole has a vagina. Someone get the Daily Mail on the case
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Of course she does.
Her cunt's called Ashley, innit?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Not any more
Don't you read Heat?!

PANICKED EDIT: NOR DO I
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

TOO LATE
BUMDER ALERT

ATTENTION: WE HAVE A BUMDER IN THIS THREAD. BEHOLD THE BUMDER. ALL POSTERS ARE ADVISED TO PUT THEIR BACKS AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL IN THE INTERESTS OF SAFETY AND NOT BEING BUMMED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Um...
THREAT THREAD

yes, that's all I've got
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Too bad it was ninja'ed before you had a chance to post that, really. Better luck next time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:03, Reply)

DAMN YOUR FACE
I shall have my revenge, in an as-yet non-specific way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I'll keep the cushion taped over my arse for the time being, then...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:25, Reply)

THEY'VE SPLIT UP????
OMG!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Right on both counts
But I do get the impression that if I don't meet those expectations she'll let me know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

If he keeps gaying it up round here
he's going to be a riot, in a sack, in a fucking canal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:16, Reply)

^TOTD

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Is that 'threat of the day'?
If so, what a fantastic concept - I very much look forward to us all trying to get that award each day, with an increasingly-disturbing series of statements of brutally violent intent.

Top hole!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

'tis indeed
I thoroughly enjoyed your threat and feel this place has been a bit lacking in futile anger of late. Anyone who disagrees with me will be rogered forthwith with the itchy end of a marrow.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

TOTD
we have a new champion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

But why would you watch 99% of a show just to hold out for the 1% that's good?
That's like watching the whole of fucking Titanic for the one scene where Kate Winslet gets her knockers out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:07, Reply)

1hr 53 minutes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:10, Reply)

Glad someone looked that up
You've just saved me about three hours of my evening...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:18, Reply)

She flops them out in loads of films.
And they were in better shape in 'Hideous Kinky'
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:23, Reply)

This is very useful information.
Rest assured, I shall think of you in gratitude as I fast-forward through these films with my member throbbing in anticipation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I think she gets her muff out in Jude as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

She does indeed but it's terrifyingly hirsute. And Christopher Eccleston is dour and Northern in the very same scene.
Not worth it, to be honest.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Contemporaneously hairy - give an actress her due.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Well, it was set in the 19th century
I doubt that the concept of downstairs grooming had been invented then.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I would be prepared to suspend disbelief
If it had craftily cultivated into, say, the shape of a dinosaur
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Stegosaurus FTW!
Or a Triceratops. Imagine being confronted with a pubic recreation of massive horny plates?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:53, Reply)

'Pubic recreation' sounds like fun to me
A bit like a playground for those who are just sprouting grass on the wicket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I'm set in the 19th Century.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Oh how wrong you are!
Boudoir razors have been popular since the back end of the 1800s. I've seen them in antique shops!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

i saw part of an interview with her
where she was talking about having to wear a cuntwig for that role (I believe the phrase was something along the lines of "a landing strip just wouldn't do")
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:43, Reply)

so she hired some American to hang on
what some Merkins will do for money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I don't watch it normally
At the weekend there was a few people at mine while I was cooking, and they had it on. I only caught the gymnasts and the vomiting guy (who seems an absolute legend).

And I only found Diversity by flicking onto it last year. I'll admit, I then watched the next round to see if they were as funny, and they were.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I just wait for someone to post the awesome acts on Youtube

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Look up the vomiting guy
Absolutely genius.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:22, Reply)

But so so pointless, 3 minutes of diversion and then what?

a world vomiting tour?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I always think that about these acts that burp the national anthem and stuff
it's hardly going to stretch out to a full show.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Glee is really bad
saw one episode which was awful. The only funny line in it was when the jocky character complains that his singing is alienating him from his friends in the scrum, because they're calling him names like Deep Throat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:06, Reply)

*looks appalled*
Oh no you didn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:18, Reply)

what?
it was quite funny
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh yes, it was
The "oh no you didn't" (with accompanying *snaps*) was for the dislike of Glee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:27, Reply)

the music is dreadful
the acting is worse, and it's so overwhelmingly American. I think that sums it up. I quite like some American TV shows mind you(The Wire, Supernatural, House etc) but Glee is dross. The stereotypes are mindnumbing as well, everyone in it is exactly one character trait
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Don't you try to win me over with well-reasoned and logical arguments
It's fabulous. So there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:41, Reply)

when you say fabulous...
do you mean shit?

Though I can't really talk. I watched Snog, Marry, Avoid the other day and some Nip/Tuck *shames*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Snog, Marry, Avoid is thoroughly entertaining
but watching it does bugger your right to criticise anyone else's taste in TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I'll watch anything to avoid work
and I absolutely love how all the women on Snog, Marry, Avoid go straight back to looking like tramps. It's the most cheerful rebellion ever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

They're all schizophrenic as well as blind
One moment they're all "Oooh, no, I can't cope without me nail extensions" (or whatever), then they get made over (sorry, made under) and they're all excited with their new look, and as soon as they appear again it's like none of it happened. Bizarre
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:51, Reply)

And they're so surprised when they get told
they're 100% avoid or whatever. Also the families are generally not that positive about the new look they're like 'alright duck you look... different....it's not bad'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I saw one episode once.
The one that had Bianca Gascoigne on it.

Jesus. Fucking. Wept.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

haha agreed
yet oddly enough a lot of girls who don't dress/act like that are a tiny bit envious of the ones who do
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)