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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*lubes up*

C'mon then. I've had worse.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Are you sure?
Not that I doubt that claim...but I'll be using the itchy end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Fuck!
That gave me a proper office shudder!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Eeh, yous are pure dying to be bumming

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

TOtally!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
Oh, I'll make you shudder, young man
I'll make you shudder, alright...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)
You two are good at gay porn

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
We've been practicing.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Bleev

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
That's the noise Crow makes when I'm fart-knocking him.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)
CAAW!
(To be read with whilst imagining a wide-eyed look of corvine surprise)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Yup
I've been using a courgette to work him up to this crowning* moment

*Read: horrific
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Surely the crowning is the re-emergeance of said courgette after the 'full-consumption'?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Good call.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
You know how the skin on a marrow is a bit squeaky?
I just imagined that too.

This bumming is sounding worse and worse by the minute.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Oh it will squeak, boy, it will squeak.
It will squeak as I stroke it against your bare buttocks, and when I put it in you, you'll squeak too. Oh, how you'll squeak together.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)
*bites pillow harder*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I'm coming for you, boy. Me and my marrow.

See? I can see you. Better bite that pillow. Bite it hard. Possibly even consider upgrading to a higher Tog rating.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)
*leaves the room*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Ha!
Ya bloody northern softie!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I thought you boys would appreciate the privacy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)
No chance,
We need flapper - it's not gay enough without one.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Better not answer with *flaps*, had I...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
*disappoints*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)
No, we'll be needing you.
You see, once I'm done with the colonel, you're next
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Go and fuck RIGHT off!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Oh.
Well, that told me.
*drops marrow*
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Hahah
You give up easily!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
It's probably for the best
I was starting to scare myself slightly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Ooh! Tetchy!
Someone hasn't had a decent bumming in a while!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)
I don't DO dat, dude

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)
at least not with marrows

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I wasn't going to use the itchy end on her

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)
good,
because you'd never hear the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

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