Thinking about it,
I'm not actually a teacher or anything, but as a lab demonstrator I have to effectively 'teach' students and assess them...as such your question is now making me wonder what the students think of me - and, indeed, what rumours might abound.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I heard you're a transvestite shirter that offers kids fags for feelies and then wanks in the sink.

( Peej, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Well I thought your lab report was shit.
Now take your ten B&H and say 'thank you' like a polite little boy while I lube up the marrow
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Lube's for quitters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)

He gets lube
He didn't have the nerve to complain about his marks. (The two cheeky fuckers who did this year will be receiving the itchy end.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Your nickname will undoubtedly be Beaky (with or without the twat or cunt appended will depend on your popularity at the time).

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Well, they don't know me as Mr Crow
Although they might spot that I do look a litle bit like a crow. Or worse: they might be /OT lurkers and have read all of this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I thought about that.
You have previously mentioned your corvine looks so I assumed beaky nose.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It's the long and very dark hair
combined with, as you say, a large and slightly beaky nose.

That, and the fact that a friend once looked at me in profile and said,
"I've just realised you remind me of a crow."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Now I imagine you as a rather pale skinned amerindian.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Nothing that exciting, I'm afraid
The most exotic appearance I can claim is that I look a bit Mediterranean when I've got a tan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Terrorist!


(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Funnily enough
Going on holiday with my family not long after the Twin Towers were destroyed, we were very surprised when our car was called over for a random spot search at Dover. Normally the customs lot don't tend to pick on cars which obviously contain a family, however we did speculate that my father, with his swarthy complexion and formidable moustache (see Kitty's thread above), might have looked 'a bit Arabic' to them...

PS That image made me giggle like a loon in my office.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)