I don't think your salad policy goes far enough
I would like to see the banning of all side-salads
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Side salad are fine
But picking soggy tomato out of a pre-packed sandwich just leaves you with soggy bread and stray tomato seeds. Which are evil.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You are soft on side-salads...soft on the causes of side-salads

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I have to remain seen as balanced.
Therefore, where salads can be clearly visible they are tolerable within this society, but when they sneak unseen into our sandwiches, then they should be given a good shoeing and banished from the land unless they can justify why they should stay.

A sensible policy for a sensible Britain, I feel.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

What about the blind people
You're not counting them
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

They can't see us
We can't see them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:57, Reply)

As we say
Eyes that don't see, heart that doesn't feel.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)

You say it's a sensible policy, I say it's just another example of broken Britain *Hand Gesticulation*
We need change
*Hand Gesticulation*
And we need change that we can believe in
*More sodding hand gesticulation*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Less hand gesticulation - more power fisting!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Aaayyyy....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Voltaires Angry Glove FTW!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:59, Reply)