The best bit is how much he resembles the explanatory figure
given for "Werewolf"

EDIT: I am clean shaven, and I don't think my face would suit facial hair.

My father, however, has a tremendous Walrus Moustache that would rival that of both Professor Lord Robert Winston and Groucho Marx.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

that's awesome
does he have a pipe? I hope so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
He used to smoke a pipe. After he'd fertilised my mother at some point in 1984, however, he decided for the good of his impending offspring that he should probably give up smoking, and he's not picked up his pipe since. He does still treat himself to the occasional cigar though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

My dad's like that
I had asthma as a kid so my mum made him give up the pipe. He totally still smokes in secret though, no one needs that many softmints in the garage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)