Where's Vipros
Stolen from Geekologie - The Trustworthiness of Beards
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Do you have a beard? What kind? Or ladies, what kind of beard is your favourite?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:06, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The best bit is how much he resembles the explanatory figure
given for "Werewolf"

EDIT: I am clean shaven, and I don't think my face would suit facial hair.

My father, however, has a tremendous Walrus Moustache that would rival that of both Professor Lord Robert Winston and Groucho Marx.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

that's awesome
does he have a pipe? I hope so.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
He used to smoke a pipe. After he'd fertilised my mother at some point in 1984, however, he decided for the good of his impending offspring that he should probably give up smoking, and he's not picked up his pipe since. He does still treat himself to the occasional cigar though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

My dad's like that
I had asthma as a kid so my mum made him give up the pipe. He totally still smokes in secret though, no one needs that many softmints in the garage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Goatee and 'tache.
For me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:09, Reply)

that's what I would have if I were a bloke
like Derren Brown. Or the Devil
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

the stubbly kind

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

yeah I like that
I've made my bloke stop shaving every day to achieve that effect. He looks to boyish unshaven, it's disturbing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

A mix
A 2 month goatee and tache, the rest of hair on head and face is about 2 weeks growth.
I'm just a lazy get.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

No beard
Too many years of seen my father's snot or spagetti on his.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:14, Reply)

oh I'm eating!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Quick, check your beard for crumbs and snot!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

*Lifts skirt*
Nah, she's ok.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

ew
both of you!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

: )

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I have a beard.
It's a twelve-day beard at the moment. I trim the bottom of the 'tache off and straighten the sideburn-to-lip edge to square my stupidly round face up a bit.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Used to have a big beard (see profile)
now I tend to keep 3-4 days growth length so I don't look 12.

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=53285
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

That photo always makes me think you have an angry Siamese twin.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I do
he's called John.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

You are Zaphod Beeblebrox ugly brother!
AICMFP.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Ugly brother... thanks!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

; )
One tries.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

It's the bandana
right?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Oh THAT'S you.
I meant the other one.



_{yes it's the bandana}
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*sings*
'I like big beards and I cannot lie'.
( girlinthehole, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Whatever tickles your fancy.
*waits for strikethrough*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

*obliges*
cn
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

No beard thanks
unshaven is fine, even a few days worth. But no beards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Yo Kit!
I'm on day 9 of beardy goodness... not sure how long it'll last though?? it's past the itchy stage though so may grow it for a few weeks and see how it looks then.
(Kip, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

I do have a beard
I have done for a couple of years because I look very, very young without it. Every so often I think "What would it be like to be clean shaven?" and trim it down to nearly nothing. I then quickly decide I hate it and let it grow out again.

Edit: More scruffily unshaven than beard, I suppose.

Picture in profile.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I'm sorry but,
the references to goatee beards in this thread have me looking around for a leg up to help me get on my high horse. The term seems to be applied to hair which covers the chin but not doesn't extend up the jawline.

Now here's a picture of a goat.


It doesn't just have fur in the area described, it has it all over its face, around its eyes and everything. That is not its beard.
Its beard is the bit that hangs down below its chin. And to my mind it is only beards of that nature, as worn by French beatniks (and more acely by The Stranglers circa "Duchess"), that are worthy of the name.
(Cave Duck, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

beard and moustache along the line of the jaw
It actually needs a fair bit of maintenance to stop me turning into David Bellamy or Grizzly Adams.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)