I'll try not to

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Rest assured you've been entered into the draw

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

draw Governess' prize-winning goat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Far be it from me to pimp myself,
but you could click it. I haven't been on the popular page for ages.

God this is embarrasing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Done. And well deserved
Now go to page 15 of QOTW and click the fuck out of the piss-poor half-arsed post I wrote yesterday when I was bored which took considerably less effort or ingenuity than your aforementioned effort. That seems fair. No it doesn't. Ooh the coffee has kicked in!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

There is no fairness in clickage.
Well written volumes count for nought. Hitting the spirit of the minute is what counts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:10, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:26, Reply)