enjoy your maternity leave
that is all.
(it goes far far too fast! that said, I don't have to go to any mother and toddler groups, so avoid all the other snotty children, but get to play with my own for a couple of hours every evening - a good deal! how are you?)
( ascorbate, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah, so the whole tolerance of other people's children thing doesn't kick in?
I was optimistic that I'd grow to not dislike them.

I'm surviving. My latest medical thing is a burning numbness in my leg - nerve compression. Apparently I'm stuck with it til the baby's born. I have a giant tubigrip bandage for my bump.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

other people's kids
are just not that interesting. just like my baby is terminally dull and faintly repulsive to most folk outside my family (and to my sisters, but they're bitches anyway), but to mr vitc and I he is the best thing in the world. ever. you'll soon see!
are you living off tums yet? and up every 10 minutes for a piss? ah, I almost miss it.
( ascorbate, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Gaviscon for dessert every night.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

told ye!

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)