I just did that test to see which party I´d be voting
And the winner, with a 60% is the BNP, then with a 52% UKIP.

I think there is something VERY wrong with that test.

Good that I can´t vote. I´d be deporting myself soon after that.

Which very stupid things that ended up going against you have you done (or almost done) recently?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:14, 50 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think everyone should do that test,
so I can easily tell who is an idiot.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I'm clearly an idiot
I´m sure you could tell before doing the test.

To be fair, they ask which parties you'd never consider voting, and I didn´t put BNP or UKIP on that list, just to see where they´d be.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Where is this test?
I'm intrigued...
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Go to www.areyouanazi.co.uk.

*EDIT* Just as well there isn't really such a site.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Hmm.
I find myself mistrustful of links around here.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

www.toofuckingrightIam.co.uk
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:52, Reply)

http://voteforpolicies.org.uk/
There you go
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Ta muchly.

(ThomsonsPier consumes, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Your mum

( broadsword, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Was she any good?
My dad keeps complaining that she´s forgotten him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

To be honest I can't really remember
it was 10 this morning, so I was pissed as a parrot
( broadsword, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Nice breasts, though?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

OH MAN
i like breasts
( broadsword, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Bigger than mine
Much bigger.

My sister and I always joke that we got from our mother from waist down, and from my father from waist up (does that make sense?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Bought something from a small internet company (despite saying I never would do again)
Surprise surpise, the sodding thing is faulty
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Can you claim the money back?
You should use your credit card for those things, and let the bank do the fighting.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I have already contacted VISA
I only got the item today, but it was faulty. "The Telephone Depot" are not answering their phone (irony?) or replying to my emails.

I will learn one day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

It's not fair, is it?
You trust them and they do this to you.

You'll probably get the money through the credit card, but it still makes you angry.

Is it only a bit faulty or it doesn´t work at all?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:02, Reply)

It's a retro style telephone
the dial doesn't work. I could receive incoming calls (I assume). It cost £55, so it's not a huge amount of cash, just frustrating.

From now on i'll stick to Amazon.com
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I've decided the same
I don't even bother with ebay most of the time.

A retro style telephone? Those with the numbers in little holes in a wheel?

You know, when you hung up the phone, there is a little "wall" that comes down, and you hear the click. You can dial by pressing that wall the right number of times, with a little pause in between numbers. Don´t press it too hard, as if hunghing up, just enough to make the noise.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Yeah, it's a refurbished 1970's telephone with a modern socket
I gave up on fleabay years ago
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Then you can make calls if you're patient enough

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:31, Reply)

let my students out 10 minutes early
because I didn't have a watch and they told me it was time to go
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Jesus, Miss!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

well it's OK
10 more minutes at home drinking tea
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

What about the syllabus!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

it was already screwed up
by my predecessor
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

hoorah!
Drink tea with impunity
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

*slurp*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:00, Reply)

And I thought I was naive
Live to see.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I'm not used to teaching
teenagers yet - adults are more likely to stay longer than the lesson demanding attention and MORE INFORMATION
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I've never teached big groups
Only 1 to 3 people at a time, and yes, under 18, they want to go as soon as possible. Above 18 you have to throw boiling water on them or they won´t go.

How old are yours? And how many?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm at an a level college
so it's mostly 16-21ish. Not massive classes, i think the biggest is about 10 or 12
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That should be fun
They´re just getting interested in learning (because of exams, some of them)

I'm considering moving into teaching. I´ve always loved doing it, but I´m a bit scared of leaving a well paid job that generally (not in the last year) I enjoy. And scare of some kids as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

it's a strange age
you get some who are really up for learning, are creative and love the subject, but some are still in whiney teenager mode and are only there for their EMA. I really want to teach higher education, but that's harder to get into.

Teaching is fun but really quite a lot of work especially at the start. It's also quite different from other jobs you don't get to spend a day in the office doing easy stuff and avoiding other people when you feel like shit so it can be quite intense
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:06, Reply)

oh yeah
and everyone thinks you get loads of holidays and skyve off all the itme
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You don't?
Blimey, I´ll have to rethink my career, then.

I think the main problem is, as you said, that the days you´re feeling like crap you still have to go there and face a bunch of idiots that don´t want to be there either.

I think if I went into teaching it'd be for kids or for adults. I'm teaching Spanish at the moment, to friends, and it's quite a lot of fun.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

ask at your local college - you might find they need someone to do some night classes
when teaching's good it's really good, I love it when you get a student who is really inspired - their eyes light up and they run with an idea.

Teaching sucks when it's all about the paperwork and figures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I don´t think I can do anything right now
I´m in a 40h/week job plus some volunteering, so I don´t have enought time for anything.

I'd have quit engineering and try teaching. That's why I find it so scaring.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

that's a big jump
also, I imagine you'll get paid less
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Quite possibly
But I was enjoying the thought of having some more time for myself. I don´t know how many holidays you get, but I hope it's more than 24 days/year.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:32, Reply)

I just saw my "teached" sorry
taught (bloody difficult to spell and say, too)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Breast update
www.b3ta.com/talk/6792112
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

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( broadsword, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 18:19, Reply)

One had to click.
Because I like breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I'm 50% green 50% conservative
and 100% bell end. That was a terrific survey.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I think I'll do it when I can handle reading
I was shocked to find it was a survey that wasn't just 'pick your favourite colour'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

In that case, your party is probably BNP
We all are stupid, you see?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 29 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

bad news

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I didn't find it helpful
My result was equal parts lib dem, green, conservative and labour, with a touch of bnp (I think maybe an environment policy?)

Very helpful... although according to this site: www.voterpower.org.uk/
there isn't much point in me trying!
(stubbledchin, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)