I'm afraid nothing you ever do, will make you less gay in our eyes.
Climbing Mount Everest without oxygen, while carrying only a barrel of real ale, and smoking players No.6. Would only reinforce you gayness.

Unfair, but there you are.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's the way nature made him.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Sad but so true.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

What if I published photos of me having FULL SEX with a WOMAN?
*scurries off to learn how to use Photoshop*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It would look like you wanted to receive rather than give.
It would show in your eyes.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Spend a lot of time staring into men's eyes and analysing what you see while they're having sex, do we?
Yes I know this is a lame as fuck response. It's early and I recently switched to decaf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I can quite easily corroborate if someone is 100% hetero or not.
Just gaz me for my address.
( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Dear Ms BGB - I've being having some doubts about my manliness.
Also - do you know any cures for impotence?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I probably do, but it would never be mistaken for gayness.
Just accept, which you do, that people comprehend you as a raving poofter.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Yeah, this is not news to me, and I have made my peace with that
Going home to the arms of a beautiful woman is scant consolation for this eternal shame. Oh wait, that's not true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)